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There's nothing worth smiling about when you're walking down the street carrying your baby and a swarm of people are surrounding you. Have you ever been bothered by the flash from a camera? Now imagine there are 20 of them going off constantly. It's enough to trigger a seizure or cause you to trip.

But that's exactly what they want. They consider it a serious matter.

Challenge accepted!

Actually, liberals fought for women having equal rights. Nobody realized that there were dudes like you that couldn't handle it. Sorry, bro.

"The fact is that God ..."

Wow, who would have thought that people possessing totally irrational ideas, would also be utterly unable to express them with any degree of cohesion?

Is ballpoint on a napkin legitimately all I need to get a hoax off the ground? Because I bet I could think of a rad hoax.

Fair point. I'm thinking that he is very fluent in ignorant though.

She really really does. Alaska Thunderfuck is already taken, so...Serena Joy?

Vlad the Impaler

The only good thing about this article is the idea of making a mostly-rum Orange Julius.

She is the poster child for willful ignorance. It is scary to think she was one election and one heartbeat away from being the most powerful person on the planet.

A woman who couldn't finish her own job lecturing about leadership?

Point to it, Sarah. Point to Russia and the Ukraine on a map. I double-dog dare ya.

Drunk or not drunk, what the frack is happening with her face?!?! Did she ask for/demand ALL the Botox in Alaska?

What horrible things did Arizona ever do to deserve her?

Girl is high as BALLS.

Yes. My girlfriend has affordable, easy access to birth control. She takes it. We have sex. We love each other. We are not stressed about an unplanned pregnancy and are more free to enjoy our lives. Birth control = awesome. Any politician who makes more difficult/expensive the process of acquiring birth control loses