I don't care if people have tattoos or not. Whatever. But what I don't like is the manufactured rage that surrounds this concept of "tattoo acceptance". Wait. So, you voluntarily disfigured your body in an act of attention-getting rebellion just so you could complain that people don't like it? WHAT? The amount of…

Still, if I were a carny, I'd be pissed. What do I have to do to divorce myself from society? Amputate a digit? File my teeth? Have spikes installed on my scalp?

I just don't understand tattoos. When I look at photos of myself from 15 years ago, I'm instantly embarrassed by many of my choices (beaded necklaces, cargo pants, bleached hair, etc.). But I always breathe a sigh of relief when I realize I haven't done anything permanent to my appearance.

Oh, now we are going to hear about the origin stories of everybody's tattoo. ****snore****

Oh, sure, it looks cute now. But just you wait...

I dunno, this has the potential to warp into a mashup of Night of the Lepus and Watership Down at a moment's notice.

I have been saying this for a long time. BUTTER. Butter is better than margarine. Having butter on bread is not making you fatter. It is more delicous. I think if people just enjoy the food they have, they are less likely to become fixated with it.
Greek yogurt? Or that low-fat vagina yogurt that tastes like crap.

I donut suffrage fools gradually.

And it is our right as human beings to make fun of you for being not only stupid, but willfully so.

Offend may too strong of a word, but this should probably give a person pause. That this was an event for coders should have dictated the swag, not the fact that the coders were women. Even though it was probably not the intention, the choice of gift seems belittling. Why not give something related to technology or -…

Here's the best argument for Team Dog. At 7 feet tall Freddy is still cute. A 7 foot cat would be terrifying.

I'll admit it. I'm willing to pay money for a livestream of DMX pissing on Zimmerman's face.

I am 23 and find it very tacky. Especially when eating or in someone's home.

Do you leave your jacket on when you come inside? It implies that you are ready to leave and not comfortable inside.

I think they are rude because the are outerwear. When someone does not take their hat or coat off, I wonder, "Are you not staying for long? Do you have somewhere better to be? Am I not deserving of your time? Is this a chore for you?" Also, my personal love for hat wearing is because it gives me anonymity in public…

Yes, you are doing it wrong. Men are meant to take their hats off indoors. That's why boys can't wears caps in schools. It's rude. Sorry, I know rules are boring.

Per my grandfather (an eternal gentleman) a man removes his hat when he comes indoors. A lady keeps hers on. That's just the rules. Don't care what the logic is, I just know that none of my 3 boys wear hats indoors. Ever.

Yes, it's very disrespectful. When I see people wearing hats inside, I wince. Your average 20 year-old probably doesn't care, but I think a lot of people will consider you ill-mannered if you wear a hat inside.

I'm starting to think Sam Bee might one day, in the far, far away future once Jon Stewart has moved on, make a pretty decent Daily Show host.