I am so glad that the Spurs have stars with unapologetically black names like Kawhi and LaMarcus. I get so sick of hearing people talk about how the Spurs play international and unselfish basketball. FOH.

“And its not like OKC doens’t have talent” 

I’m pretty sure that since last year, we’re undefeated when Rapinoe kneels for the anthem, and on the verge of going 0-2 when she stands. Thanks, patriots.

1) This is the best MVP race in a decade. Probably 4, maybe upwards of 6 players could theoretically receive a 1st place vote. I don’t feel like spending 45 minutes on basketball reference, but that’s (I’m pretty sure) the most since 2008 when Kobe, CP3, KG and LeBron all got 1st place votes. It’s going to be an…

Here’s a pro-tip for future commenters:

Brady is not a better QB than Rodgers and never has been. He has a much better coach which is why he has been so much more successful.

Fortunately his beard stood by him through those tough times.

That’s nothing! One time I went as far as to say “Hey, man, that’s like, not cool, man.”

Yeah all I know is when I puff a nice J, the first thing that comes into my head is taking action and going places. Definitely not putting on a funny movie, eating and sitting around doing nothing.

If weed made you violent I would have killed half my senior class.

I shouldn’t have killed that guy, but I was high.

Guns don’t kill people, weed kills people.

Whiny little fuckers.

I had to buy my own and deliver it to myself.

AND eat it all by myself.

Or winning at all.
Or drafting talent.
Or shaping talent.

Nah, Alex Mack played on a broken fucking leg, so it’s not too much to ask a guy with a mild ankle sprain to get off the field in the 4th quarter of the Super Bowl.

You’re giving Kyle Korver a sad.

Does he seem like a player? A thirty year old having had at least three relationships during his adult life and admiring several women whom he does not date seems pretty average-to-low numerically. Now the talking about it all the time could be posturing, or ego, or hes just that guy from 9th grade who talked about…

Actually, he’s Israeli and his name means “why no ball?” And the answer is, “Because it’s in the net.”

I look forward to occasionally admiring his skills in college in the next four years, excitedly hoping for success with his (until then) perennially underperforming NBA team for the next two, delighting with his adorable sports baby for two more, then wanting to punch his punchable face thereafter

Kid’s got a hell of a lot of pressure on him. With a name like “LaMelo Ball,” you better be the best goddamn hooper in your county. Good thing his mama kept going east into Chino Hills and didn’t stop in Diamond Bar.