DAMNIT JANET!

Self absorbent guys arent all bad. You can use them to clean wine spills.

Jason Chaffetz desperately needs to be dropped off a tall building. For the good of the country.

So weird—I heard she’ll be 45 in January.

Here’s a fun fact about Phil Collins: he saw Princess Diana cheat on Prince Charles. 

The actors are too conventionally attractive. I know that’s just the Ryan Murphy world we live in now, but I miss the days when we could have a few folks with crooked teeth and actual heart and chops up there killing it.

No, they aren’t Day Man.