That's great that you don't care about those groups, but the fact is that those groups are the public face of your movement, simply because they're the loudest and they attract the most attention. It's just like the shitty Evangelicals who hate everyone that's not exactly like them, who end up giving a bad name to…

Seriously. Sanctimony might feel great, but it's a lousy way to actually speak to people. Doesn't look like homegirl gives a crap, though, it seems to be standard operating procedure for her. Ah, well. Not my circus, not my monkeys.

Right? Like someone else said here, if I gave $5 to someone in need every time I got outraged by their circumstances, I'd be in more need than the people I'm trying to help. I'd LOVE to be able to help everyone, but right now I have more than enough trouble keeping my own head above water, so the only people who get…

LOL... you're nuts. You posted a comment here excoriating strangers for not ponying up dough like you think they should, and you asked for responses. Now you want to play the holier than thou game? That's excellent trolling. I think you're a shitty person for trolling, but you don't have to respond to me, honey. …

"Put down the Starbucks." Oh, girl, please. You go first. I'll pony up some cash for this poor lady next payday... right now I'm just trying to get through the next fifteen days while having only $40 to spend on food.

True story: my dad was in jail on the day I was born, because he assaulted a Taco Bell manager with a napkin holder.

God, that sounds amazing!

Damn, now I could really go for some palak paneer.

Ooooh, we had these at the snack bar in my high school cafeteria, but they were called Traveling Tacos. You take a snack size bag of Fritos, cut the top off with some scissors, dump in a scoop of taco meat and a ladle of nacho cheese sauce, pop a spork in it, and there you go. $1. Best lunch ever.

Oh, honey, calm down. So someone thinks you're shallow and kind of dumb! Big fucking deal!

Dear, they're called dermatologists, not "actual skin doctors". If you consult a dermatologist, you might find that not all moles can be removed by burning or freezing, and scarring can occur.

Moles are "icky"? What are we, in grade school?

Well, I guess I'll just buy my vagina a gun and let it stand its ground.

Wow. That is... certainly something.

I am not Native, but I would hope that anyone who heard the story behind your tattoo would understand that you didn't get a tattoo of a generic arrowhead you found in the tattoo shop's flash catalog because you thought it was cute or sexy or edgy. You got a tattoo of a drawing you made of a specific artifact that has…

How is that a canard? Please back up your loose anecdotal evidence with source information, if you can.

Thanks to her fucking "misdirected" crusade, there are epidemics breaking out of diseases that had been previously eradicated. People get sick and die because she spent years hollering far and wide about how vaccines gave her son autism... except he was never autistic, the study she put all her faith in was debunked…

Argh, FINE. I can't get the image to post here, so just Google "Matt Lauer can suck it" to see what I was trying to put here. Fucking Kinja, man.

If you're really Jessica Williams, please know that you are one of the funniest people I have ever seen, and I'm super pumped whenever you have a segment on TDS. And if you're not really Jessica Williams, that's fine, maybe go have a macaron or something. I don't know. I'm really tired.

Yes. Good satire often starts out from a position of plausibility, setting the reader/viewer up to accept the position being offered... and then shit gets satirical. That's how it works.