It's not that great on the other end of the size chart, either. I'm taller than average, broad-shouldered and big-titted and just basically a brick shithouse of a woman. Depending on brand and item I wear anywhere from a 16 to a 20, but I live in a city on the West Coast and don't own a car, so shopping anywhere…

Wow. You're a straight-up toxic asshole, aren't you.

Really? You want to criticize someone for not enduring MORE trauma after being raped?

I am really, really sorry that this happened to you, and I hope that you at least had a friend to talk to since you couldn't go to your parents. That just really sucks.

If Billy Corgan wants me to buy him tea, he will accept my gorgeous Cameronian black tea or he will get NOTHING.

Hey, don't want to be called a troll? Don't act like one. Consider it part of your "becoming a better person" initiative.

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Please point out where I have called anyone "stupid" for their views.

As for "becoming a better person", you've got a hell of a long way to go. Tell me how sharing your opinion that two dudes kissing is gross or that fat people in form-fitting clothing are gross equals "becoming a better person". Tell me how…

You know what? That's fucking AWESOME. Billy Corgan, you may be a pompous douche in a lot of ways, but for this, I would fist-bump you and buy you a drink.

Oh, and not liking fat people in form-fitting clothing that exposes their bodies? You're not a bigot because of that, necessarily, but you are prejudiced, and if you tried to turn your prejudice ("I don't want to see fat people in form-fitting clothing") into law ("Will you please sign my petition for Initiative 501,…

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Honey, what you keep failing to grasp is that when you decide to "just be nice" in describing someone's bigoted views because you don't want to be mean to them, you're whitewashing them, giving them cover, and indicating that you agree with their views by not being honest about them.

So, you called me a dick because I asked you to explain something you said. That's... brilliant. Well played, you are a most excellent troll.

Well, when asked why you were "just being nice" by describing Phil Robertson's views on gays as "he doesn't care for them", you responded by going on a tear about people being mean to you and then you called me a dick. Then there's your whole "two girls kissing is hot but two dudes gross me out, no way am I a bigot"…

Dude, this guy's just a troll. He can't form coherent opinions and if you push him he just calls you names and flounces off. Don't waste your energy.

Dude, if you don't want to be thought of as a troll, try not calling people pompous assholes, pricks, and dicks when they're just asking you to clarify your incoherent statements.

Oh, and if you get off on watching two girls kiss but you're super grossed out by two dudes kissing? You are most definitely a bigot. …

It's got to really suck for your college roommate, knowing that he has friends who say his friendship "means the world" to them, but who don't think he should have the right to be married to a person he loves.

Nice to whom? Why? If you're being nice to Phil Robertson by couching his rhetoric in milquetoast terms instead of being honest about what he said, what purpose does that serve? Are you just trolling here, or is your Duck Dynasty fandom really that strong?

I think I'd be able to take you a little more seriously if you hadn't just said that Phil Robertson "doesn't care for gay people". Funny, when I see someone hollering fire and brimstone about the sin of homosexuality, I tend to not categorize that with the same words that my great-aunt uses to talk about her dislike…

It always baffles and amazes me when someone says something like "personally I think gay people should be married and happy... so why should the government try and stop that. But on the other hand constantly shoving it in people's faces doesn't help anything either." It's such a deeply unthinking thing to say. You…