I think I'd be able to take you a little more seriously if you hadn't just said that Phil Robertson "doesn't care for gay people". Funny, when I see someone hollering fire and brimstone about the sin of homosexuality, I tend to not categorize that with the same words that my great-aunt uses to talk about her dislike…

It always baffles and amazes me when someone says something like "personally I think gay people should be married and happy... so why should the government try and stop that. But on the other hand constantly shoving it in people's faces doesn't help anything either." It's such a deeply unthinking thing to say. You…

Wow, this really exposes their whole "leaving the size of our family up to God" business as a load of steaming crap, doesn't it?

What makes you think I believe I have the right to decide anything for anyone, or that I'm electing myself the Chief Offended Person? That's a fucked up thing to derive from me saying that maybe people should just speak for themselves.

Serious talk, creepy: I'm a Jew. And you can keep fucking right off.

Well, sweetie, it seems like you're getting a lot of flak from a lot of people, not just me. So the odds are high that it's actually YOU that's the problem. Common denominator and all that. As for telling Jewish people to be offended... who's doing that? All I see is you telling everyone that you speak for all…

Nope. You're still an asshole.

Just because you're Jewish, doesn't mean you speak for all Jewish people. Fuck off.

Ah yes, the tried and true "You're the real racist for calling out something as racist!" bullshit. Gross. Do better.

Yeah, to be honest I really have no clue if FetLife does that sort of thing the way Match.com and other pay dating sites do, but I suspect they probably don't... I used to have a FetLife pay account and the only real benefit is that you can change your screen name unlimited times and you can post videos and view…

Just FYI, FetLife isn't a "dating site" per se. It's a social networking site for the BDSM/kink scene, and while there is a membership you can pay for that gives you extra stuff, it's like OK Cupid in that you don't have to pay to use the site.

Yes, exactly. I know one couple who has opened their marriage after fifteen years and three kids together, and they make it work so well that it almost makes poly look like something everyone should do... but they have an incredible level of communication and they're best friends who are still madly in love with each…

Actually, I know a fair number of couples involved in open relationships — a married couple I know decided to open up their relationship a few years ago, and I've met lots of other open couples through them. The trick to making it work? Communication. And a healthy amount of respect and love for the other person,…

It's always nice to have a euphemism that makes you cringe as you say it, I tell you what.

You seem very concerned about this woman's weight. How much does she weigh now, exactly? I'm unable to find an actual number, but you're speaking with such authority about her horrible, horrible health that it seems obvious that you must be her doctor or another medical professional tasked with monitoring this poor…

Wow. I never realized before how obvious Rihanna's type of guy is. All three of those dudes look not exactly alike, but very damn close.

Is this story the gossip version of Benghazi? Because damn, talk about overcoverage.

I get the "make feet for children's shoes" one, but summer cabbage?

It's not that he's male and shirtless. It's that he's male, shirtless, above the age of consent, and appearing in a photograph lounging on a bed with a 13 year old girl. Not only is your post hyperbolic, it's disingenuous.

Well, as I said, I can believe that a vanishingly small number of women might have been coerced into an abortion. By "vanishingly small", I mean maybe the two cases you were able to find information on. And two cases out of roughly 1.06 million cases per year* is so incredibly tiny that it makes complete sense that…