You know the thing that gets me?

Time to start talking with your wallets.

“Maybe we should’ve added “racist marketing at the expense of African Americans” to our list of things to leave in 2017, because H&M kicked off the new year by inciting mass rage Sunday, when an image on its website featured an African-American child model in a sweatshirt labeled “Coolest Monkey in the Jungle.””

No more apologies.

Fun fact: it’s not like these people haven’t contributed to our society either. For example, zillow estimates that last year, tps-protected salvadorian home owners paid ~$100m in property taxes. (https://www.zillow.com/research/salvadoran-immigrant-homeowners-17868/)

I dont see a reason to compare this to a 30 year old show.

My family’s scared of falling into the stereotype or they’re sick of servers assuming they won’t tip well (and seating us by the kitchen) or something, because they have a habit of overtipping wildly. And I inherited that shit. Like, I start at 25% unless the service is terrible. And I ain’t even got money, man.

I am always surprised when I see a Sears or Kmart that is still in business. For a long time, Sears at least had appliances and tools, but I think they have sold those off. Why would anyone shop there?

I feel like this article is probably just an excuse to roast Kappas (fine with that, btw); but, real world, when it comes to cash tips, I actually make sure I hand it to my server or at least that they know it’s there. This isn’t because I’m trying to show off, but because my sister was a waitress in college and once…

Every iteration of any Jackson’s video in the 80s were just bad. Tight pants, demons trying to rip through latex walls, dancing half-feathered baby chicks, all the glitter in the world, skeleton Jacksons breakdancing(?, and a glitter S&M dancer.

This entire family has used the childhood chant “I’m rubber you’re glue” as their method of relating to one another.

1000%

To the post-grad living at home: Maybe I misunderstood, but it seems like your parents are playing you and Morgan off each other (you reading texts on Mom’s phone - I assume with her permission?). Or, at the least, your parents should be firmly and resolutely stopping your sister from hurling about all of these false…

White people are more hurt about some motherfucking articles on a motherfucking website than they are about actual inequality! If that was the only racism black people had to face, we would rejoice.

Are you even black anymore if you haven’t been accused of hating white people in 2018?

No lie. Chick-fil-A has several objectionable qualities, but goddamn, have you had a nuggets and waffle fries and lemonade that taste as good somewhere else? I haven’t.

What’s the over/under on white people who will see this and get angry because they didn’t read the whole article?

I imagine that a lot of these people after sending these weird rants and messages think themselves the victor when it’s just sad and pathetic that they read every single thing that says “White People” and see it as about them personally.

Hail, comrade! Our numbers are ... several!

i met a woman in her 70's living in a beautiful condo. She regularly received gifts from a couple prominent older local gentlemen. She would tell her daughters and female grandchildren (one I had recently begun dating) pussy was money you haven’t spent yet.