Do I really need to say something here about how much this shows people don't give a shit about the female orgasm?

What exactly do they mean by women who have "orgasm problems"? Do they define "orgasm problems" as not being able to come by penetrative sex alone? Because duh, if your clit is too far away from the vagina to get stimulated during penetrative sex then yeah, it would be hard to come from penetrative sex. For women…

So did you take the deal or not?

Also, obligatory Florida gif. Sorry Floridian gamers, I can't help myself

So meta. Mind=blown

Watch the end for the Invisible Tetris round.

My underwater circles bring all the fish to the yard
And they're like, it's more symmetrical than yours
Damn right, it's more symmetrical than yours
I could teach you but I'd have to charge.

I was really hoping it was really aliens after reading mysterious and circles.
But hey, I guess not everything should be a conspiracy theory.

That is why I bribe them with peanuts.

Alternative header image?

:)

Oh sure, now you're all oooh, ahh, but then there's the running and the screaming.