What did you expect from a scientologist?

I’ll take false equivalencies for $100 Alex!

That was Will Smith’s biggest hit in years.

I never voted for her and I hate this state for voting her in.

In her defense, she has been in the spotlight, mostly, because she was dating the richest man in the world.  Her music career has not been blowing shit up much

When’s the last time you heard a funky diabetic?

Turns out the answer is today.

“You on point Phife?”

“I’m cancelled”, says woman who hasn’t been out of the spotlight in the decade since it happened.  Fuck sites that out people, but fuck this nonsense too.

She’s a white rich bitch. This isn’t how she “turned out” - she was always like this. She comes from a coddled, privileged background where she experienced little pushback or boundaries.

Specifically, Grimes recounts how that particular photo (from 2012) got “leaked,” causing her to get “canceled” “before the woke era.”

Let me just set the record straight; Ted Cruz is a dipshit wearing clown makeup

Chelsea’s easily as thirsty as Grimes and Elon.

Grimes likes to have fun with the press—recall that trolling show of reading The Communist Manifesto for the paps—so it seems likely that she knows exactly what she’s doing with this whole secret baby/new girlfriend twofer.

I feel for her but I don’t think the situation would be much different if Russia hadn’t invaded Ukraine. Anyone traveling by air should know better than to bring illegal substances. Even if you’re traveling in the US domestically from one state where it’s legal to another state where it’s legal, technically because…

congrats to the union!

Berry’s Catwoman didn’t interact with the Caped Crusader, and Kitt, in addition to appearing only on TV, is clearly the best Catwoman ever and would have overwhelmed the conversation.

Where’s Eartha Kitt? 

But how will his creepy son get acting roles now?