You want sad? I'll give you sad!

I weirdly hope this space becomes a pop-up roller rink. And that, in its last moments, Kira and the Muses rollerdance until their skates smoke as the whole thing fades to black.

Oh my god that beach visit was the best!

Wasn't Paul Newman Jewish?

Time for some HOT. MERGING. ACTION!

This is topic adjacent, but I am obsessed with Don't Trust The B In Apartment 23 now that it's on Netflix, largely in part to Mr. Van Der Beek (the Beek c'est chic) playing himself so wonderfully.

Is that Jeffery Dean Morgan? Jesus I love that guy. Him and his Spanish cousin Javier Bardem.

This is old news

One does not simply order pizza in Mourdor's.

Dallas (and the South is general) culture is very car based. "Only poor people ride the bus," as a friend from Dallas once said. It will take a prolonged effort to change people's minds about that. It doesn't mean you shouldn't start, though.

You shut your lying mouth! LALALALALALLA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! LALALALLALALALA! ELECTRIC YOUTH!

there are 7 parts to this, all made of pure gold

All Cherokees are blonde with blue eyes. Didn't you know that?

It looks like Danny and the Dinosaur. Omg, I wish Pixar would do that.