Whenever I ate Papa John’s my ankles would swell up. I don’t know what they put in their pizza but if that’s the only choice for pizza hello Arby’s.

He looks like a guy who peaked in high school in ‘85 and still goes back to his alma mater’s football games in his letterman jacket.

We need DNA tests STAT!

Spoiler: Dog is robot    (jk)

I bought a Licorice Pizza t shirt at a vintage clothing store in 2008 in NYC. I’m officially a hipster.

And made into an NFT

This Hough desperately trying to make dough?

Speaking of dystopian capitilaist game show mockery of activism. Here’s a bad movie which predicted idiocracy before Idiocracy.

There are too many superhero shows on tv that I’m over it. Stop with the origin stories, the 15 character movies over 15 years to get to the ending and the redoing of characters after every third movie. Now there are super-superheros that were around but didn’t want to interfere with the other heroes. No thanks.

He needs to do a DNA test.

You left out third yada.

“Ain’t no guy who told me what to do gonna tell ME what to do!”

I’m getting a semi hard top just looking at this.

The guy who taught Bob.

Spooky organ plays in the background.

Hey everybody! This guy reads books! (Chugs Brawndo)

“How much for the pile of Trump flags, Maga hats and the stacks of The Art of the Deal? (Turns to camera) I like to bundle.”

Which can be said about 99% of anyone in a creative field.

I bet this is only the beginning. Next the right will be parade out Toby Keith, Brooks & Dunn and the ghost of Conway Twitty to convince their base to get the shot. “Where were you when Gampy went on the ventilator”

And he’s a fan of Svengoolie.