“working in fashion.”
Is that what they call doing drugs now?

Book ‘em Danno.

It changed from the first season when it was a show created for the Disney Channel which Hayley Mills, former child star of the original Parent Trap, starred as a teacher helping out junior high students. I guess the creators wanted to go a different direction and got rid of the olds and traded in a couple of kids for…

I already have my tickets for “Transformers 506: Just Blobs on a Screen”

Present Steven Spielberg: “Oscars should focus on movies shown in theaters!”
Future Steven Spielberg who co-owns a streaming service: “Oscars should focus on movies in theaters as well as streaming services!”

Where’s Diamond Dave when we need him!?

It’s Alf in porn form!

I can’t seem to find “But I’m pretty!”

Getting a job is like The Price is Right game called Plinko. Like the chip you get bounced around from one position to the next hoping for that perfect job. It’s up to you to steer yourself to that job no matter how hard it is to get something you feel comfortable in rather than settling for a job that makes you…

He’s a diaper baby.

It was the Fyre Festival of halftime shows.

Can’t wait for the chapter where Salinger introduces Poochie.

‘Well, I don’t know whether I want brown grandbabies.’

The guys who created Woodstock had a failure on their hands. It was the film that saved their asses, it took 11 years to break even.

Looks like she got a nose job

We lose 300 Americans to Sammy Hagar’s Cabo Wabo.

Or you could just rent the movie “Sing!”

Oh Fuuuuuuudge indeed

As long as Trace Beaulieu and TV’s Frank are involved.

See him in Mamet’s film Heist, the one with Gene Hackman, Danny DeVito, Delroy Lindo and Sam Rockwell. The only thing wrong is that there isn’t enough Ricky Jay.