Where’s Diamond Dave when we need him!?

It’s Alf in porn form!

I can’t seem to find “But I’m pretty!”

Getting a job is like The Price is Right game called Plinko. Like the chip you get bounced around from one position to the next hoping for that perfect job. It’s up to you to steer yourself to that job no matter how hard it is to get something you feel comfortable in rather than settling for a job that makes you…

He’s a diaper baby.

It was the Fyre Festival of halftime shows.

Can’t wait for the chapter where Salinger introduces Poochie.

‘Well, I don’t know whether I want brown grandbabies.’

The guys who created Woodstock had a failure on their hands. It was the film that saved their asses, it took 11 years to break even.

Looks like she got a nose job

We lose 300 Americans to Sammy Hagar’s Cabo Wabo.

Or you could just rent the movie “Sing!”

Oh Fuuuuuuudge indeed

As long as Trace Beaulieu and TV’s Frank are involved.

See him in Mamet’s film Heist, the one with Gene Hackman, Danny DeVito, Delroy Lindo and Sam Rockwell. The only thing wrong is that there isn’t enough Ricky Jay.

Rogan still believes they aren’t a hate group. He needs some kind of primer showing him the warning signs of hate and discrimination.

Don’t forget your neighbors, the sovereign citizens checking up on you to see if your the right kind of American.

And as far as viewership your the only game in town since there’s nothing else on after the news on Saturday night.

You’re correct, the tables were turned and it seemed like the bad guys were on the run. Everything in the first movie was finding the One and striking now. Then Joel Silver and other movie execs saw the success and backed up the Brinks truck to the Wachowskis broth.. err sisters and actors. What we saw was a cash grab…

Going to have to go with the obscure classic holiday songs like The Graveyard theme from It’s the great Pumpkin Charlie Brown. And Christmas Chimes are Calling from Twas the Night before Christmas.