She can take a couple of lessons from this guy.

First sign of things to come was back in 2002 when they focused on a new athletic line. Looked like something the space mafia would wear.

He’s a lawyer!

So much winnin er i mean water

All the Bronzer in the world isn’t going to shine this turd.

The Mooch it is

Isn’t it great to know you came in 4th place! USA! USA!

Whenever I see pieces where someone writes about their significant other I cringe. Not because it can be sappy but you never know down the line if there’s a breakup and a story like this is still around.

San Francisco was the best.

“I am the ghost of flannel PAAAAASSST!”

Mmmm, flavor-town

Follow the money

I’ve made a huge mistake.

I bet he’s wearing mom jeans.

No one in silly-con valley has upper body strength.

“From the makers of Gardener-ero”

First thing you’d do is scramble to find a gang to join.

“Don’t we have a test today?”, said the kid to the 5th grade teacher when class was almost over.
Fuck you Chad.

This is all the proof Trump needs to go to war.