This is true. The guy was a man/child who like everyone at the time was influenced by the film.

Looks like a pump, feels like salvation!

But it’ll give me more options to runaway from them.

Sofa size paintings half-off!

Needs more Charles & Eddie

It was a 90's style video on an 80's budget.

Don’t make me acne, you won’t like me when I’m acne!

It was the style back then, along with the onion on my belt.

“Needs more Asian chicks.” – God

Give the guy a break, he used to have acne.

He should do this.

You’re NOT gonna make it after alllll

Now all they need is a website to find the perfect Latina maid to raise their kid.

Don’t forget a Mumford & Sons concert

Instead of barstools they have Total Gyms.

Let them make these shirts. The more people who have no talent choose not to work in the arts the more opportunities there will be for actual artists.

Probably created by two marketing majors playing with poetry refridgerator magnets.

Chester

Footage of the last New Yorker

The 80’s. Where you can use a house painter’s old drop cloth as a backdrop while you emote in your giant over-the-shoulder sweater.