You maaaaay want to double check that geography!! ;)

The Fall is pretty much the best television I’ve seen in a decade.

Just because this hasn’t been posted yet (I have no idea why not tho). This is causing a bit of hoopla over this side of the pond, with allot of people saying you can’t gender bend James Bond. I dont see why not though, this looks like perfect casting to me and would reinvigorate a fairly stale (but still very…

Did not know that.

She was born in America but spent most of her childhood in London. When they went back to the states, she was mocked for her British accent.

She would also make a hella good Jane Bond.

That Jennifer Lawrence impression is *spot on*.

Can the ladies of SNL just do a music vid EVERY week please?! After this, Do It On My Twin Bed, Back Home Ballers, etc., I think that is truly SNL’s strong point. For as much shit as SNL gets, this group of ladies is really kickass, and they play off each other so well.

“With a pair of scissors and a long weekend, you can turn any Bible into a book fit for a Christian home.” - Ms. Betty Bowers

It always makes me feel sick to my stomach when fathers have this kind of possessive, lecherous view of their own daughters, and make a lot of allusions to their sexual purity and beauty. Just—your own parent seeing your primary worth as a person being your value as a compliant and fuckable little wife for someone is…

Ugh. I think you have just given Kirk Cameron the idea for his next movie.

I bid two goats and an acre of farmland of a goodly soil.

Sometimes I feel like Anna’s beat for The Slot merits a GoFundMe for a spa day.

Also, if you want a primer on the legal framework surrounding classified information, the non-partisan Congressional Research Service has an excellent one here.

“And if President Clinton – President Obama – let’s not get ahead of ourselves.”

I honestly don’t get it with these fucktards. They literally believe that at any second, once Breitbart comes up with a “report” that says the exact same thing for the thousandth time, a cop is going to come up and slam handcuffs on Hillary mid-speech.

Yes, it’s an article of faith in this crowd that the Clintons are criminals, and this time the world will recognize their fever dreams as fact. There has been no point in the past 25 years this hasn’t been true.

As for Hilary and the “carting off”. Yeah, they were rabidly chanting that about Benghazi for *a looooong while*.

Look how that worked out for them.

The only good thing about X Files reboot is Gillian Anderson, the fucking goddess we are not worthy of. I would watch her watch paint dry for 3 hours. (If you haven’t watched Hannibal & The Fall, I suggest it highly)