That Jennifer Lawrence impression is *spot on*.

Can the ladies of SNL just do a music vid EVERY week please?! After this, Do It On My Twin Bed, Back Home Ballers, etc., I think that is truly SNL’s strong point. For as much shit as SNL gets, this group of ladies is really kickass, and they play off each other so well.

“With a pair of scissors and a long weekend, you can turn any Bible into a book fit for a Christian home.” - Ms. Betty Bowers

It always makes me feel sick to my stomach when fathers have this kind of possessive, lecherous view of their own daughters, and make a lot of allusions to their sexual purity and beauty. Just—your own parent seeing your primary worth as a person being your value as a compliant and fuckable little wife for someone is…

Ugh. I think you have just given Kirk Cameron the idea for his next movie.

I bid two goats and an acre of farmland of a goodly soil.

Sometimes I feel like Anna’s beat for The Slot merits a GoFundMe for a spa day.

Also, if you want a primer on the legal framework surrounding classified information, the non-partisan Congressional Research Service has an excellent one here.

“And if President Clinton – President Obama – let’s not get ahead of ourselves.”

Yeah, I can’t see Clinton being carted off. The only time I’ve seen people get jailed for mishandling classified information is when they leak it to foreign governments. Once in a while you’d also see someone get caught leaking to the press without the blessings from above, and they might come under prosecution too.…

I honestly don’t get it with these fucktards. They literally believe that at any second, once Breitbart comes up with a “report” that says the exact same thing for the thousandth time, a cop is going to come up and slam handcuffs on Hillary mid-speech.

Yes, it’s an article of faith in this crowd that the Clintons are criminals, and this time the world will recognize their fever dreams as fact. There has been no point in the past 25 years this hasn’t been true.

Webb resonates with a lot of people because of his attributes. Like being a man and white.

I’m Canadian, so I sometimes miss the nuance of what’s going on below. Republicans insist Hillary is about to go off to jail (as do some Sanders’ supporters, which is interesting). I’m guessing Clinton supporters say the opposite. For those dispassionate neutrals out there, tell me: how likely is it? From what I…

As for Hilary and the “carting off”. Yeah, they were rabidly chanting that about Benghazi for *a looooong while*.

Look how that worked out for them.

jim webb 2016: he killed a guy

The only good thing about X Files reboot is Gillian Anderson, the fucking goddess we are not worthy of. I would watch her watch paint dry for 3 hours. (If you haven’t watched Hannibal & The Fall, I suggest it highly)

Count the motherfucking clauses in that sentence. Forget the horrifying shit show that was the topic, any editor who let that damn clusterfuck out the door should be fired on the spot for that alone.

This whole thread is making me feel like I live in an alternative universe. Most women I know IRL would say that are not a feminist. The vast majority of mothers in my neighborhood are traditional stay-at home, and people cannot *comprehend* that I kept my name when I got married - I mean, they generally cannot…