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Oh my god. The pardoned turkeys were named…
I don't understand how oddsmakers work, but whatever the odds would be for "highly unlikely" seem about right.
Uh, honey: It's not stalking when a regular replies to you. Spare us the persecution complex, moron.
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Suck an egg, crackpot.
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