If you were a teenager in the mid 80's you definitely recognize this exact group of people, no matter what part of the country you’re from. Hell, I was a black kid in NYC at the time, but certainly knew folks like Zebraman and the chick that wanted to jump Rob Halford’s bones. I’m so happy that HMPL exists so I can…
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Fine work, gentlemen. Fine work.
This is one of the greatest documentaries in cinematic history.
My formative years involved a lot of time in heavy metal parking lots. Just great memories of beer, boobs and buds. Thirty years later I’ve made new memories in these same parking lots with my own kids. The only difference is my youngest (18) son loves to get into the pit and mosh but nowadays I’m content just to hang…
Suburban dirtballs of the 1980s are a lost culture, worthy of academic study, that disappeared abruptly, leaving…
I'm more concerned with her apparent case of glitter herpes. Who decided that was a good look?
I lived in Japan from 2001-2003. I recall watching a show on a local station where they were dropping potted plants off of a fifth story or so balcony, and Johnson was trying to hit them with fastballs - unsuccessfully. He was unable to replicate a similar feat, even when he knew exactly when the plant was coming. In…
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Obligatory 2 minutes of Elizabeth Taylor on General Hospital. The first scene where she (Helena Cassadine) curses Luke and Laura at their wedding and the next where she speaks later to Luke about killing her husband. She’s just ridiculously beautiful.
“Walt, back dat ass up” - ANCIENT WISDOM FROM THE CRADLE OF CREATION
My favorite misattributed quote is at our local post office. The have a lengthy screed about customer service and how the customer is #1... who supposedly said this? Ghandi.
You know, I thought there were a surprising amount of African proverbs about wanting to bang Walt Whitman.
After your last image, I... I have to post this:
It says a lot about her that she rolled out of a tracheotomy and rocked a bandage to whatever fancy event this was. She didn’t give a damn.
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I barely get to the movies as is. The fact that they’re expensive, and require a babysitter, and have 20 pre-show ads that elicit audible sighs from the audience
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