A guy here. My girlfriend watches porn, but I do not (although I used to).

I’ve eaten those exact pralines, and they’re not even that good. It’s from a shitty tourist store, and my grandmother’s were way better.

I thought this was some fancy ass remote controlled george foreman grill.... and then I read your text.

What every fancy bitch needs? A bidet. But it’s not always easy to just plow some room in your bathroom to put one next to your toilet. So next best thing is this bidet seat that replaces your toilet seat. You can set it to heat so in those cold winter nights when you need a midnight tinkle, you can enjoy the warmth…

Not feeling the grandma gown.

The only thing I would say about stuff like a year of travel, for example, is that it should be a fuckload cheaper than a year of college, and could be a worthwhile experience. (I spent 3 months in India a while back, if memory serves all-in it cost around 2k, paid for out of a small inheritance that I got that year)

This reminds me of the “LEAVE WORK AND TRAVEL FOR A YEAR LIKE THIS COUPLE DID!” articles. They never tell you the full back story.

I’m always amazed that more rich dudes like this don’t check out of their careers and then just fuck off to do whatever they want. To me that’s the whole point of being rich.

If you’re pissing people off with your journalism, then you’re doing your job. Ruffling feathers, even if you’re entertainment reporters, is par for the course. Don’t stop doing it just because a couple publishers are a wee bit on the childish side of things.

Such an oddly hostile reaction to a joke.

ALMOST as awesome as “My husband cannot throw the ball and catch the ball”#TeamOlivia

Absolutely right on both points. That was some high-octane shade she just threw, and this dipshit deserved all of it.

Right a 103 QB rating is struggling.

Of all the things you could call seasoned mayo, why oh why oh why did he go with “Donkey Sauce?” NO ONE has good thoughts after hearing that.

She’s also incredibly smart. She used to write White House budget policy.

While I would never step foot in one of his establishments, I do enjoy Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives, for the fact that it gives national exposure to local chefs doing great things in the culinary world.

But he can step off making fun of Ina Garten. That woman is a damned good cook, and her recipes always work. You know if you’re using something she wrote, it has been tested to within an inch of its life and the results are reproducible. Sure, she’s privileged, but she owns it and she is good at what she does.

Say what you will about Guy Fieri, but that man is living his best life. Look at that man’s happiness! He exudes pure, unbridled joy! I don’t get it, but I’m not gonna knock him for it.