Byron Leftwich will be on that list, just as soon as he completes his throwing motion on this pass he started in 2009.

Because I disdain vinegar based sauces and condiments, I eat my hot dog plain and I will fight anyone who judges me for it.

This was a long time ago for me (1994), but the first two years after college were definitely a learning experience. Here are some general and specific things:

Rather than a dish towel, put the person who only partially unloads the dishwasher in with the next load of dishes. This should solve the problem.

Something I wish I’d learned immediately after college is that student loan interest is a bitch, and I should listen very closely when the friendly student loan people say “yes, sir, we can absolutely sign you up for this deferral program, but please be advised that interest will continue to accrue.”

You fight your battles, I’ll fight mine

Here’s another tip. If you ask someone if they want kids or want more kids and they say no, stop bothering them about it. I can’t tell you the number of times I told people I don’t want anymore kids only to be badgered and told that I really do want more. No, I really don’t. Now I just respond with, oh I am divorced…

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

When I got my coaching job at a large state school, I kept my personal cell phone. Everyone other coach in the department used their work cell as their personal cell, and I could never understand why. Do these people not understand that any Joe Schmo off the street can make a FOIA request? To everyone else, I was an…

Bandit Plate FTW!

I love NyQuil Sundays... oh wait.

Depends on how old they are. For years, no matter how much you tell them to leave you alone, they’ll come running in there periodically to either show you a drawing or come crying that their sibling punched them in the head or something. Even if you lock the door, they’ll just bang on it until attention is given.

So, is a Nyquil sundae ok?

No WWE game has ever, or will ever, let you edit a created wrestler’s logic with the same level of depth and control as Fire Pro World.

The beauty of Fire Pro lies in how deep the customization for created wrestlers can get. Whereas WWE games give you maybe a handful of settings to tweak, Fire Pro games let you customize everything from how long a wrestler can last before getting winded to their favorite under-the-ring weapon. The crown jewel of this…

I for one look forward to her Tweets about Jameis Winston making up the Holocaust.

Ah yes, it was one of the best receivers in the league’s fault that the Lions are a dumpster fire. Solid take.

It doesn’t get said enough, but open carry laws, like stand your ground laws, only apply to white people. A black guy with a gun in public is a criminal until proven otherwise, which is never.

I dunno about you, but when I try something for the first time, I do a lil test run first before jumping into the deep end. If I’m on the fence about running product I’m not signing up for an 18 hour flight on my first shift

Sitting in your seat and waiting until the proper time is definitely the right thing to do.