I’m so conflicted. As an American, I should be ashamed and depressed with how we’re currently viewed and treated globally, but it’s all worth it to watch the flickering neon Orange Crush sign that is DJT get pushed farther and farther out into the fringes. Europe can’t troll him enough and I eat it up like ice cream.

I just love that Angela wore bright fucking red to the party ;)

Why not both?

I don’t know. Maybe. I can totally see Xi Jinping, Vladimir Putin, and Angela Merkel getting together and saying “Hey, let’s bring up Clinton with Trump and watch him lose his shit. It’ll totally be fun!”.

To be fair, it’s hard to shake your puppet’s hand and make it look convincing, but to his credit, Putin had it down. He must have studied Jim Henson.

Oh yes Donny, I’m sure the G20 leaders are talking about petty US political bullshit instead of matters of actual substance.

This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

Boston resident here - my fellow citizens of this beautiful city don’t seem to want to recognize that guys who were once players and now work in personnel have spent 30 years developing media contacts. Danny Ainge is closer to the media than Red Sox fans are to cheap liquor. I pretty much assume that any rumor I read…

I was going to say that it’d be pretty stupid to lie about such an easily verifiable thing, but then I remembered that’s how you become President of the United States now.

Is that you, Progressive Liberal?

This schtick could be milked for so much. He could challenge the women’s champion to a match because he doesn’t see gender. He could steal the belt and give it to some other heel loser to “redistribute” the wealth. Every time he loses a match, he could appeal it to some fake wrestling governing body and get the match…

The Social Justice Warriors should be a tag team.

If he did shit like that it would be a worthwhile character. I’d suggest “The Social Justice Warrior” who deliberately loses to minorities ... but they obviously aren’t able to do that.

I THINK INTERRACIAL MARRIAGES SHOULD BE LEGAL PER LOVING v. VIRGINIA (1967) [arena burned to the ground]

His finishing move is “The Safe Space” in which he runs his opponent over from inside his Prius.

Having listened to the attached clip I believe the targets of his ire was as follows: The English language, the person in charge of mic levels on First Take, and everyone waiting for their car to get fixed across America.

If someone is your homie, then you don’t exploit their demons to prove a point and you sure as fuck don’t make an apology like his after you fuck up.

Trust the Process(ed Food)

Meanwhile, Josh Jackson was excited to get drafted by Phoenix, so he can enjoy the city’s great selection of McDonald’s cheeseburgers.