Give Robin the Emmy she Wrightfully deserved for the past four years and let’s call it a day.

I will, when 45 is out of office.

Seth: Senator, why did you have to go throw a monkey wrench in 2016?

Yup. Someone didn’t want to breathe beer into the machine right into a vehicular manslaughter charge.

Oh my...

Facts:
• Multiple previous run-ins with the law regarding drinking and driving.
• Would not come out of his house when the police arrived. Instead waited until they returned at 1am with a warrant. The accident was around 8pm. The resulting blood test was then inconclusive.
• Beer containers were found in his truck.

He…

Yeah, okay, Chris.

Driving vehicles in to crowds on purpose has been a pretty popular mode of terrorism as of late, so I don’t see this as an out there assumption really.

The name is actually Amabella, which begs the question: is Amabella an actual name? Are human beings named Amabella? I had never heard that name before and I could never get used to it no matter how many times the characters said it.

Nothing can convince me that this isn’t how he acts IRL.

Nah I’d pass. The “torturing you with a vibrator” doesn’t weird me out. A lot of people are into a lot of teasing/foreplay but the rest.... ehhhhh. I mean I don’t think it’s wrong between two people who are into that. Idk maybe he thinks that’s what the whole 50 shades thing is and all women want that? I would just be…

Hate to say it, but then you probably shouldn’t fly with her. The agency really wanted to push for mandatory seats for all including infants because it’s the safest. No one should be at risk of losing a child on a flight that has turbulence or worse, like an Hawaiian airline flight where the top of the fuselage…

Soooo then why do you not trust/respect a doctor?

I don’t get why you close yourself off to having a parenting discussion though. I think it is important for parents in all walks of life to be willing to listen and learn from other parents. If you block yourself off from those kinds of discussions because “I parent how I parent and you can’t tell me I’m wrong” it…

Okay, I don’t understand the cognitive dissonance of complying with and not complying with the label at the same time. You didn’t give the kid meds because is says don’t unless a doctor recommended. But then you said you wouldn’t even if the doctor recommended. So, either you believe the label and it is okay to give…

Former FAA rulemaker here- Actually it’s not safe to hold a child of any age in your lap when flying. The safest thing is for a small child to be in an air travel approved child seat. In unexpected turbulence, your child is a projectile to be injured or injure others or both. The only reason there aren’t regulations…

They have infants Benadryl. Here’s a link to a dosing chart from a pediatric group:

This is your first kid, isn’t it?

Really, because you said, "always". That's not a one-time little fluke you laugh about. That's a habit and should have been stopped. I will clutch those pearls loud and tight. THAT IS NOT NORMAL.

I'm going to say, yeah, that's disgusting. Adults shouldn't become aroused by their children. That is pathological and potentially very dangerous.