No, his favorite wife age is late 20s/early 30s.

Honestly, I never thought of that until this picture. It’s just way too...comfortable.

I mean, Vienna.

Seriously, that’s the sort of drama I’m here for. No idea why they edited it out. Obviously didn’t fit their narrative for the season.

Rachel’s sister used to be in a FB group that I was in and she said Vanessa went insane on Rachel in Bimini and it was edited out of the show. And that’s why Vanessa wasn’t really hanging around the other girls when they’re shooting the shit about how unhinged Nick was being. I 100% believe it.

Not true. Out of context is a real thing, alternative facts are not. That being said, I think we can glean the context of these emails and it’s not favorable to Dr. Luke.

Howard STERNE? Girl...once is a mistake, three times and I’m concerned that you’re having a stroke. Aimee, I’m worried.

New mom think pieces - UGH! It’s either “I never had a reason for living until now. There is no greater experience in life than giving birth to life. I am now whole.” Or “This is so tough, guys. It’s really hard. You think you might be tired, but you’ve never actually been tired unless you’ve had a baby.” Childless…

He looks like he smells like dirty laundry, BO, and stale cigarettes.

Of all fucking performers in this entire world, Beyonce is the most capable of going at it alone and yet...that happened. Unreal. I think Lady Gaga can pull it off too but I’m just flummoxed that anyone thought the Queen should have had any help.

When did Kirsten Dunst turn into Amy Poehler?

Excuse me, it’s a documentary. Haha. Just kidding. That’s what she wants us to call it though.

This feels like an appropriate time to mention that I attempted anal for the first time recently with a really hot guy who I’ve been having casual sex with. I was drunk and he was like “Hey, let’s try this. Do you have any lube?” And I said, “Nope, but why don’t we try anyway because you’re really hot and I’m addicted…

They’ll put any type of woman on that show, except for anyone age-appropriate (Nick is 36!!! But half the women are under 25) or an ounce overweight. It’s a shame.

Cool spoiler.

Exactly. I think the premise of “revenge body” is still pretty shitty, but I have totally undergone the whole “Imma work on me now” thing post-breakup and it has really benefited me in a positive way. If you’re happy about how you look, you feel better overall.

So typical for a boy. Super dramatic about anything medical.

I babysat my parents cat (who I reared as a kitten and she loves me when she doesn’t hate me) during Halloween. I put on my witch costume which consisted of a wig and a cape and she got so freaked out. I thought it was funny and maybe chased her around a bit. She hid somewhere and I took off the costume and hung out…

“For starters” implies that this is just a start and is not “all [I’ve] got.” I have a full-time job and don’t have the time to research articles for you. There are plenty on the internet should you be inclined to do a cursory google search.

You aren’t being informative, helpful, cute, or funny. You bring nothing to the table. You’re boring.