Yes to all of this but get ready for the Bernsters to lose their fucking minds over it. Trump supporters are the only ones more mean-spirited and unnecessarily aggressive than Bernie supporters. Most of my friends support Hillary but we don’t go around freaking the fuck out about Bernie. On the other hand, my Bernster…

Girl, he was never one of the biggest teen pop stars ever.

Haha. I have high cheekbones and never once been mistaken for a meth head or a crack head. Just saying.....

The thought to rank him as a -0.5 occurred to me but I thought the fact that he married a seemingly normal person without it being an arranged marriage and had two children with her evidence that he might be slightly less repulsive than my visceral reaction to him.

Maybe. I have never ever been that way so it’s hard to comprehend it.

The only reason I don’t believe it is because he is so absolutely repulsive and I haven’t met one women (Republican or otherwise) who didn’t feel that way. Also the women they claim slept with him are all so much more attractive than him. Like he’s a 0.5 and they’re all 7+. Power and intellect can only get you so far…

Blood clot from birth control but yeah I have my suspicions. :(

I broke my foot once about 6 weeks before I had a black tie gala. So I wore a gorgeous black tie gown and on one foot I wore a sneaker and the other foot I wore a boot. Honestly, I looked awesome.

Hard to say because food poisoning and viruses manifest very similarly. I shit myself once at sleepaway camp while violently vomiting on the morning of visiting day. My dad took one look at me and said, “Jesus, we came all the way here for this?” Thanks, dad!

I love this.

I’m still not allowed to mention my period to my father. If he asks what’s wrong (because I’m clearly in pain) I say “It’s just that thing I get sometimes every month.” And he’s like “OK! You’ve said enough!” Bless my mother.

Normally I would not believe anything coming out of Kristin’s mouth, but it’s not outside the realm of possibility that she drunkenly tripped and hit her face on something.

I anticipate that Scheana’s brain looks a lot like when John Malkovich went into the portal to his own head. “Scheana, Scheana, Scheana, Scheana...”

Stars, they’re just like us!

Got that Oprah lighting and shit.

I think it’s like a faux lesbian thing.

Damn, Malika really gets around.

My parents have been married for almost 50 years, they either give each a quick peck on the lips or nothing. I’ve never seen my parents greet each other with a brief hug. I’ve never seen any of my married friends do that either. They just have a very cold relationship, at least on camera. I don’t think Lisa VP and Ken…

You are just being cruel now. Please stop.

Then it’s fucking weird. I still love her. But I don’t get it. She doesn’t even kiss him. She hugs him like I would if greeting my dad.