First of all, I could give zero fucks about what Chuck Schumer says. If he advocating waiting for nominating justices until the next term, then he was wrong too. Second, Cruz is obfuscating the Constitutional judicial process by claiming that he will filibuster the President’s nominee for NO REASON other than that he…

Or that they think it’s even remotely likely that the Court will throw out the Second Amendment. That’s not how the Court works and he, a former SCOTUS clerk, fucking knows that. A more liberal court could, in theory, restrict gun possession, but they cannot get rid of the Second Amendment. That’s impossible. And I…

Can Ted Cruz, as a strict constructionalist, explain his position in the context of Article II, Section 2? How can a self-proclaimed textualist disregard the express directives of our founders in the justice nomination process? I’m seriously at a loss as to how he can actually stand up for this point when it so…

I’m not sure what your point is. I think we are all aware that it’s a large home, but how many wealthy people living in multi-million dollar homes are multi-family? I assume it’s rare. Which makes me wonder why they are doing it. No one else lives with Kris. I mean, her youngest moved out at like 16.

What? I’m saying it makes no sense for a young incredibly wealthy family to live with their parents.

Can someone explain that to me? My friends are wealthy and are staying at a rental while their house is being renovated even though they have family in town. If you have the money, why would you not do that?

I’m both turned on and grossed out.

This sensible mentality is also shared by Greece.

Yeah, the first thing I think of when someone gets so drunk they start pissing everywhere is “this is so much fun!”

If you want to help, you should donate to the various Innocence Projects around the country.

Girl, story of my life for the first several years of practice. It didn’t help that I was young and looked young. As a result I have a very aggressive style of practice which directly stems from needing to puff my chest out and show that I am not someone you can fuck with. I’m trying to get a lot more mellow now that…

OMG, the lying is out of control. The adversarial nature of the system has taken at least 5 years off of my life. And even worse you can’t respond, “Fuck off, will you?” Yeah, it sucks.

Redacted because I can’t even.

Absolutely. Especially when I first started out, though I probably was sort of an idiot when I first started. It didn’t help that I was in a very aggressive jurisdiction where no one cut me any slack and would object to the form of basically every single question. Now it’s like secondhand. My mind automatically breaks…

I’m assuming 1 is not a bitch and 10 is biggest bitch in the land?

Literally every single person I know hates it. I heard the other day from a lawyer that his dad - who is also a lawyer - doesn’t hate it. But who knows if that person actually exists? Even if you don’t mind the substantive work, the office politics and the billable hours will do you in.

In my head: “Like, I just feel that my client is not responsible for, like, various reasons and also such as Iraq.” What I actually said, “Your Honor, as a matter of law, my client is not responsible since it owed no duty to the plaintiff, there was certainly no breach, and causation cannot be established.”

I respect her bitchery.

Yikes. I hate this writing test. I’m getting anxiety just thinking about it.

A writing test? Good God what is that!? Are we no longer submitting writing samples?