Which is odd because when she’s not in costume I don’t think she looks anything like Sarah Palin. Her impression is truly remarkable.

I haven’t been able to see the scar in years. Either she had some really good plastic surgery on it or is using some really good concealers or I need new glasses. Or maybe all 3.

Remember when she couldn’t name one magazine or newspaper? I still chuckle at that. How hard is it to say “Well, just because I read them doesn’t mean I agree with them but I read The New York Times, The Washington Post, Wall Street Journal...” It’s hard for an idiot though. Usually I’d say bless her heart but I do…

She looks and sounds so much like Sarah Palin that every single time my brain thinks, “Wait, is that Sarah Palin or Tina Fey? Ok, it’s Tina Fey. Wait, no...maybe it’s not.” Every fucking time. So well done, Tina. Also, I hated the Trump interjections because it seemed to sort of fuck up the rhythm and the energy went…

Systematic racism against whites isn’t a thing but a person can be racist towards whites.

Exactly. Ultimately it happened on their watch and they are responsible for the welfare of the children on the team. I don’t understand how calling 911 wasn’t an option to them.

Too bad you can’t walk and chew gum at the same time.

That doesn’t even make sense.

Are high school basketball coaches qualified to investigate crimes and determine if one has been committed? Or is it a job for the police? Teachers/coaches have a mandatory reporting requirement if there is even a suspicion of abuse. If you think finding a screaming teenager covered in blood, feces, and urine is not a…

“Young ladies?” Does anyone else find that extremely condescending when a man says that? I saw a man say that to a woman in her 70s the other day and I rolled my eyes so hard they should have fallen out. Give it up.

I like that you crunched some numbers.

It also tells you to take your clothes off, for some reason.

Most of the time I have to say “would you mind waiting for me to get inside before taking off?” People will do it but you have to remind them. Oh well.

Very true. My friends from Buffalo flaunt their apparent superpowers to withstand the cold. It’s like a strange badge of honor. “Oh me? No, I’m not cold standing here without a jacket. I don’t even feel it. I’m from Syracuse, you know...” Uh, you’re still a human being.

So very ethical.

That’s a nasty thing to say about a Jewish person and you know it. I’m Jewish too and I am not amused. It was completely unnecessary. I wish you would just say you didn’t consider the implications and that you didn’t mean it that way instead of doubling down.

I already said the buzzer/income is a breach. But that’s it. The rest is just people wanting more for nothing. If you think this is a “moral” argument then again I redirect your attention to me saying that we have fundamentally different ideologies.

Again, there is nothing in a NYC lease that says “the apartment has a dishwasher.” The landlord is merely held to a standard of habitability which includes hot water, heat, free of rodents, etc. That does include maintaining a safe and secure premises, which would include a working buzzer (which I’ve been saying all…

Simply, the belief that those with few should have the same as those with many.

That’s not what’s going on here. But ultimately you should just realize that we have fundamentally different economic ideologies, which does not make me a bad person.