Yeah! Bankrupt the school district! Down with schools!

Jesusfuckingchrist.

To be fair to Amy Schumer, I would have probably been pissed too. I had this one security guard at my office in NYC who would NEVER let me in the building without my ID even though he saw me every single day. If I forgot it at home, or left it upstairs, he would look me up in the system, call up to the office, confirm…

How do you feel about Queer Theory?

And if the questions are hard, that means they are “unfair.”

It’s like the time I realized that I was never bullied, but maybe I was the bully?

I use them frequently but beware if you lose the item you rent. I rented a ring along with a dress for a wedding. I went to the bathroom and took the ring off to wash my hands. I realized maybe 3 minutes later that I had left the ring on the sink and ran back but it was already gone. I asked security (it was a pretty…

Sia is the same way. I prefer her version of Diamonds over Rihanna’s.

Not a chance in the world. Not even a hate fuck. Not even a fuck with someone else’s vagina. I hate his cadence.

No, you’re blaming Western policies for the vile acts of barbarians. So you are victim blaming. The victims here are those affected by terrorism (i.e. Americans, French) You are saying that the terrorists are killing people, including Westerners, because of Western policies. That’s victim blaming and it’s terrible. I…

Victim blaming. You’re being awful. That’s all I wish to say to you.

This is a high profile attack on civilian targets in a place that typically does not see such slaughter. Yes, Charlie Hebdo happened earlier this year but this was the deadliest attack on French soil since WWII. That’s a very big deal. Suicide bombings in Baghdad are, unfortunately, not uncommon. Beirut is also known…

We mourn everyone. Ok, asshole? I am so sick of the constant complaints about how we shouldn’t discuss Americans or the Paris attack because we haven’t discussed every goddamn horror that happens in this world at length. Give it a goddamn rest.

In all seriousness, what exactly did Khloe do here that deserves that comment? Yes, she’s part of a stupid-famous family but what has she done that would make it seem like she doesn’t have his best interests in mind?

Judges also don’t like to be reversed by an appeals court. It makes them look bad.

It might be a jurisdiction with more white people than not. I didn’t look into it so I can’t be sure. But ultimately I’m a white person and I would not favor a defendant because he’s white so I don’t think that’s as big of a problem. Also, note that women jurors tend to be harder on women victims. I say this as an…

It’s true. - Lawyer.

Scheana changes her face every season. Just to keep things different, I think.

Go on vacation and tinder until your V goes numb. Been there done that. No regrets.

Note that she was married with young children when this all went down.