That is nuts and scary. They’ve bought up so much real estate down there with their unlimited tax-free coffers. There’s a Scientology motel off of Alt-19 and it looks abandoned but apparently it’s where they house members. Not one car in the parking lot. Ever.

The Beachbody MLM is terrible. I have one “friend” who does it. ALL of her friends are through Beachbody. That’s all she talks about. She’s very overweight but claims to be a fitness and health “coach” and swears that it works but she’s been doing it for over 2 years and there’s no change. She spends hundreds of…

What do you think of Beachbody? It’s blowing up in Florida and is super cultish.

And if you take a picture or two someone shows up to ask you what you’re doing. On a public street! They’ve ruined downtown Clearwater with their creepiness.

If that’s true than your friends aren’t telling you everything. I’m not friends with your husband and I’m not confiding in him so I would find it pretty tacky and uncaring for you to run back and tell him everything I said.

Exactly! Her “jokes” are beyond pedestrian. She just edits herself making a fart sound with her mouth and then cuts to her making a dumb face. Joke! I’ve noticed that the people who find her funny are...unsophisticated. The type of person who laughs because a pretty woman says “Oops, I pooped my pants!” I feel like…

I knew one in college. ONE.

Fuck her. I bet she’s absolutely miserable.

Christ, I think that’s me too.

RIGHT? At no point did I think she was into Nick, especially when they would kiss. You could see her recoil. She never smiled and looked at his lips.

Marcus and Lacy have only known each other for a year. Not exactly sold on their love being eternal at this point.

Yeah, that part was weird. She helps him with his homework? Is he 10? Her cousin sounds like she was right.

Right? I hate people who tell their partners what their friends say about them. I have one friend who does that. Not only is it a betrayal of your friend, it’s mean to tell someone that someone else said something bad about them. My friend can complain about her husband all she wants but I ain’t saying shit but…

The Engaged Monster is still so upset about what her cousin said because she knows deep down that it’s true. I have a friend in a similar situation and while the guy is a nice person, he is completely a leech. He is lazy and irresponsible and lacks ambition and she’s too obsessed with him to accept it. She’s not dumb,…

1. Kirk and Carly - Yikes! I think this is my worst nightmare and the reason I’m terrified of commitment. A dude is super into you and you’re on this amazing love high and then one day he starts answering your texts with terse one word responses. I really felt for her. But skipping her brother’s wedding was fucked up…

I hope not because it would be really fucking weird to take the last name of your divorced ex-husband two decades after you broke up and over a decade after he died.

I think everyone in this story needs to be cleaning their beds more ESPECIALLY if you allow pets in the bed. Fucking gross, guys. I’m itching and sneezing just thinking about sleeping in a bed of fur.

Paris St. John looks like Halle Berry. But side-eye to a 51 year-old dating a 23 year-old for 3 years. HARD SIDE EYE.

I have reoccurring nightmares about getting a large regrettable tattoo. In reality I have no tattoos and do not intend to get any. I wonder what it all means.

I had a very young (foreign - noted because it could have been a cultural thing) coworker tell me once that she didn’t understand why everyone hated me because I’m such a great person. It was the meanest thing and she didn’t say it maliciously at all. She’s just a dumbass. (Everyone at work did not hate me, by the…