Or since it's for the next generation I guess we could also call it Pinterest: The Movie.

Kit Harrington is a reasonable Mr. Fantastic.  Since they already have to use CGI to stretch his limbs around, they can just take that last step and use it to give him facial expressions and visible emotions as well.

I'm on board!  In the third episode they set up a named Marvel villain.  I was wondering if they were even allowed to, or if it was going to just be SHIELD vs thugs, rebels, industrialists, and rogue doctors for a sputtery one season.  But nope, they took the awesome Marvel TV rights and origin'd Graviton, who is…

Death Proof would be amazing if it was called "Car Chase" and didn't have any scenes set in bars or breakfast restaurants.

Robert Rodriguez' The New Knifemare

NO word is a word until people start using it.  It's not like language was plucked intact out of a meteor sent by God.  Do you give all that much of a shit about orthographic shifting?  Why aren't you pining over your use of Okay, which came unbidden into existence in the mid-1800s as part of a dorky word game? …

It's just like griping about "ain't."

Gjokaj would still make sense to join the cast.  He was a NYC cop who saw front line action during the Chitauri invasion.  Technically he only dies in a deleted scene so it'd be easy to say he just didn't, and in fact killed a few foot soldiers in a heroic display that drew the attention of SHIELD.  It's pretty clear…

I like Scheer and all, but I sure am glad that Adult Swim has made such a strong commitment to keeping us from having to see any cartoons, or in fact anything that Tim and Eric haven't earned an executive producer credit for smearing their shitty greasepaint on.

Whoa I never noticed Topher Grace's weird eyes before.  What direction is he looking exactly?  It's like anywhere I go in the room his eye follows me and his other eye is following some other guy!

Yeah, the penis crack is incorrect.  Reznor packs.  Don't ask me how I know.  Let's just say I "am" Trent Reznor and I "know" how big "my" weiner is.

The general rumor is that she will be an established super along with her brother that isn't really a part of the Avengers and doesn't really get along with them.  Could be they can play a little more flamboyant with the costumes and the identities since they don't have to be part of the SHIELD stoic charm.

Bring me the non-union equivalents of the Avengers actors!  Liam Hemsworth!  Morton Downey Jr!  Chris O'Donnell!  Famous talking dog Bark Woofallo!

Internet says he's playing a fallen angel named Ezekiel.  Internet also says just by briefly touching that show he's doomed to a lifetime of accidentally finding fanfiction about himself with a dog penis.

Well now is it a delicious Hostess Fruit Pie?  Because the Avengers are all fairly experienced in the flavor and crime-fighting power in those tasty treats.

He's a Life Model Decoy.  The show is going to be crazy go nuts for keeping things Marvel and that's the Marvelest.

Tahmoh Penikett!  I don't care as what.  Taskmaster would be fine.

I have to admit, I saw this as a text link in the TV Club display and for a second I thought my prayers had been answered and DS9 fans everywhere were going to get the Morn spinoff they've been hoping for.

If it makes you feel better, Deadwood ended with a future of every single actor being pointed out as "Deadwood Alum" every time they're on anything, forever.  Occasions were two actors from Deadwood appear on a different show at the same time are treated with the mystic reverence that ancient natives paid to eclipses.

Noi'jitat!  Skut Pango!