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I used to work in a bagel place where my primary job was assembling the sandwiches, and here’s my list of the worst ones to make. All of them that had mayo. Because I don’t like mayo. Thank you.  I hope you enjoyed this.

I’m part of the problem here because I’ve been subbed to youtube pro for forever.  My daughter watches a lot of kid friendly documentary stuff there (SciShow Kids, ScienceMax, etc.) and I don’t want her watching heinous kid-targeting ads, so it was an easy choice, and then it became my spotify equivalent because

Love, but honestly it would be kind of cool to find out that her culture didn’t have names or maybe it did but her insanely bleak circumstances meant her name was just like “daughter” or something, and that now that she’s an adoptive Asgardian her new name is Freyja. That squares the circle anyway. Love and Thunder

I can’t read any of this teeny tiny text because I’m standing on a platform that’s at the same level as Garak and Bashir’s friendship.

If 5 is better than all the others, why not just make that one?

Cultural Genocide is what you say when you’re trying to win a “No I hate this boring thing in the most newsworthy way” contest. It isn’t cultural genocide any more than cowboy movies were in the 50s and all these fucking oldheads should have enough self awareness to recognize that this shit is just the latest turn of

Hehehe Brain Cox.

But we’ll see Todd Chavez again, right?

Right?

If this show was called He-Hulk, maybe we’d be spending a lot of time getting the correct psychoanalysis of why he’s like that.  But it isn’t and it wasn’t the showrunner saying that, but a character in the show who may lack full information.  Notably she also thought he was wasting his time wallowing around but

Good news, Jen beat Deadpool to 4th wall breaking in Marvel by 20 years.  If anything, he’s got She-Hulkish 4th wall breaking.

There’s a comment upthread saying “we don’t need her because there’s already Deadpool” which is frankly hilarious, as first of all, no there isn’t, he hasn’t been in the MCU yet so she beat him there, and second, she also beat him to being the Marvel 4th wall breaker by 20 years.

We don’t know that he ever knew that.  Rogers only had that conversation with Sam and Bucky, and all he said about it was that he didn’t want to talk about it.  No reason Banner has to know about the Cap n’ Peggy timeline.

He wasn’t wearing a solid helmet when he died, he was in that dumb nano suit.  No reason it would have to be cracked or anything, and in fact we know it wasn’t, because it was used as a projector for the scene he posthumously talked to his daughter.

He’d been completely indestructible for the past few years in smart Hulk form, puny Banner concerns like bleeding might have fallen out of his head.

There’s a deep psychological element to what they hulk into and why.  Hulk’s hair just gets out of the way.  Heck, in the comics there’s a guy that hulks out and loses his giant bristly mustache.

I feel like Mike Colter isn’t going anywhere as long as Evil keeps getting renewed.

I would replace Meat Boy from Super Meat Boy with Tidus from FFX. Then I'd just smack him into a death wall over and over again.

I'm guessing it's gay porn. At the same time I'm wishing we could stop being surprised when women are into gay porn.

In the immortal words of Melville,

I love how all the video images start with the same preview so as you scroll through it's just "AHHH A POINTY OLD MAN!" over and over again.