If you’re a Cheeseburger Slut, and I head the Guacamole Safety Council, we should totally throw a kickass party and play us some George Jones, amirite?

Well we know how he’s going to raise the funds. All he needs is someone’s help getting his 250,000,000 out of his local bank.

They are so bad! Looks like Nicky Hilton’s the only one who’s wearing hers somewhat tastefully, and I think that’s just because she hasn’t had her boobs done. And the one that isn’t slit to the crotch has side boob! The other thing I noticed is all the hair, guess the layered bob news hasn’t hit these gals? Or are…

Maybe they can get Stella McCartney or Vera Wang to play Michelle.

“You should see my Xbox setup: surround sound, 102 inch HD projection, theater seating with cup holders, a popcorn machine, and a kegerator. I can lift my own body weight over my head. Oh, and I can unlock my apartment door from my BMW.”

That was kind of a long time ago. I redecorated my bathroom with my mom after watching a Trading Spacing marathon in high school and I’m 30 now. I blame Jon and Kate + 8. I also remember having a reoccurring nightmare while in college that I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant and my child was a primordial dwarf that was so…

You mean a Robyn reboot, where all the characters are female and ruin everyone’s childhood.

I bought black and now have them in indigo blue and red as well! They fit really well and are nice for work!

I can’t get them to fit right. I’m wider in my waist than in my hips and thighs, so they don't fit right at all even if I size up. I wish they would make pixie pants with an elastic waist. I would own every pair. This elastic waist pants trend out right now is my jam!

I want to like them so badly bc they are my favorite cut BUT for some reason the fabric and proportions look terrible on me. Normally a skinny, ankle-length is my jam.

IMA WATCH A FEMINIST MOVIE THAT INCITES THE IRE OF HYSTERICAL MAN BABIES AFTER A MAN BOUGHT MY TICKET I FEEL LIKE I AM LITERALLY MASTURBATING WITH THE TEARS OF THE MRA RIGHT NOW

IT’S TRUE, THOUGH. And my husband LOVED it! I couldn’t believe how fucking incredible this movie is. I’ve never grinned with glee at anything so hard in a movie theater, before!

Bratz doll version of Kim K.

Yeah, he’s a pile of garbage. Agreed. I just know that in abusive relationships I have seen, it went both ways, though not in equal measure. It was just dysfunctional all around.

“Many people are in relationships in which both partners practice abusive behavior.” No. That’s false. Abuse represents an imbalance of power that is present and consistent throughout a relationship.

QUEEN