Also, you don’t have to be fat to have stretch marks and cellulite. So basically he’s advocating for all women to wear wetsuits to the beach JUST IN CASE we went through puberty at any point

Ditto. I live 4 states away now, so I’m mostly skyping with her... I try to be as available as she wants me to be... and I just feel so badly for her. I get the details from my brother and uncle... and it just makes me want to cry.

Solange’s son has been the cutest possible version of every single age I’ve seen him photographed at. It’s getting ridiculous.

it has been over four years since my dad died unexpectedly. He and my mom were married for 39 years. She has a new “friend” who is rich! And lives in Las Vegas! Exciting times!

IT’S INCONSIDERATE, IS WHAT IT IS.

WITH LONG SHORTS?

That is almost exactly our situation. I am supportive of either route she takes but I just hope she finds some way to get out of her funk. She’s not the type to do therapy, won’t ask for a prescription, she’ll just take it and try to fill her day with work and sleep. It’s heartbreaking.

1) an .85? What kind of hand cannon is that?

I never wore makeup growing up at all because I wasn’t pretty and I felt like the only way to deal with it was to consciously reject beauty because then I could be like ‘I’m not plain because I’m plain, I’m plain because I’m actually too intellectual and refined to care about your shallow aesthetic concerns ACTUALLY’.…

I don’t actually mean that I just thought it was really funnie :(

They make me horny :(

Madeleine, you can have any other celebrity to make fun of, you have a whole celebrity farm.

Could somebody please take the the strong intelligent little boy away from the psychopath with an AK-47 and loaded 45?

This woman needs help. A lot of help. Vast amounts of help.

Interpol’s solitary employee is Peggy Hill.

I don’t care who is parents are. Anyone who drinks and drives should have their license suspended immediately and indefinitely. If you are caught doing it again, jail time. This is not a victimless crime. Drunk drivers are scum. They are knowingly choosing to get into a situation where the injury and killing of other…

Let the market decide his fate.

Being a politician’s child must suck.

I agree this is of limited relevance to Paul’s campaign. William is an adult, and Rand isn’t running on a lock-everybody-up platform. He might be an enabling parent; he might also be a good parent whose grown child is doing some not-great stuff right now.

They have taken your weed culture, appropriated it, and taken it to the next level of douche-ness.

Is it body-shaming (face-shaming?) if I say that his face utterly and completely creeps me out? I mean, Cheney looks like a cartoon villein and Santorum looks like an adult youth counselor and Rand Paul looks like a clown wig mated with a third-tier infomercial actor, but Cruz just creeps me right the fuck out.