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Jimmy Fallon isn’t the Prom King, he’s the safe jester who gets to MC the prom. He waggles his eyebrows at the cheerleaders, but he also reads the crazy drama girl his poems and accepts her eyerolls.. He does Eddie Murphy impressions that break the ice for people trying to hookup on sofas at the big party— James

Kudos to the Steak & Shake waitress...a stupid question deserves that kind of answer.

Her Instagram is fantastic! Girl has exquisite taste.

As someone who grew up on the awesomeness that was the DC Animated Universe, it breaks my heart to see how lackluster this all is. The Justice League has a lore that’s just as rich and crazy as The Avengers, and yet it’s probably gonna be wasted by the utter ineptitude and greed of Warner Bros.

It’s a Zach Snyder movie featuring Affleck’s eminently punchable face. There’s no way in hell it will be really awesome.

I had a version of this happen to me. After two round of IVF (and 40 pounds of weight gain, thank you hormones), my ex and I had two boys and girl, complete with genetic testing and plans to go through surrogate route for birth. However, he was hesitant (thankfully) and we eventually broke up.

I was torn as to what I

HALP I HAVE A METALLIC RASH AND IT’S SPREADING VERY ARTISTICALLY

Child support and alimony.

I just saw this and am tearing up at my desk. Genuine wonder and love at the bigness of the world is such a lovely quality in people.

I love it when I see someone who is genuinely enthusiastic about something important to them, doubly so if it’s something most other people don’t care about.

Where I live we regularly have bald eagles flying over head and even though I've seen them dozens of times, I still stop and stare every.single.time. They are amazing and majestic and I don't know why everyone isn't in awe all the time. I totally get what you're saying.

Rather than quote Martin Luther King or any other civil rights leader, she decided to quote herself from an essay she was assigned on the topic of culture.

Oh, they’re not so very racist.

I guess I am a wildlife nerd. If a bird lands by me, I will say “Hi, bird!”

I teared up a bit as well. There is something really touching about passionate people having a special moment in whatever they’re passionate about. It’s a pure form of happiness we get so rarely.

Dude I am at my desk at work crying. Like...weeping. Not PMS or anything, just like...supremely moved by this.

Anyone would dork out at the sight of a whale like that. I was all meh on whale watching until I did it, then I was like GLORY HALLELUJAH THAT IS THE COOLEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!

Geeks, not dorks. At least in my book.

dude i know!! their sincerity is so fuckin touching