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Same here. I think for me it boils down to a fear of the dress wearing me, rather than the other way around. I get a little bit louder in the summer, but that's it.

If you turn out the bathroom lights and say "Taylor Swift" 3 times into the mirror, you can smell a litterbox.

It's going to be Sex vs Netflix, and Netflix will win. And I will cry, because sex is clearly superior.

What if it came down to Netflix vs. binge watching? Can one really exist without the other???

You can think I'm an idiot all you want, but I'm not donating to your honeyfund. If that's the only option, your wedding gift is going to be a card.

Ok no. Absolutely not. This whole article is so incredibly tone deaf it makes me weep for the complete absence of any manners left around weddings. It is the height of screwed up to 1) expect anyone to give you anything to begin with and 2) make demands about what it is that they choose to give you. Sure you can set

"specific economics aside, no matter what a couple asks for as a wedding gift, you should shut right the hell up and give it to them."

Their bio kids look so much like Brad, but I also see a lot of Jon Voight in them.

Good job Lou.

A gun in the home is 22 times more likely to be used to kill or injure in a domestic homicide, suicide, or unintentional shooting than to be used in self-defense.

right,i was tilting my head in the hopes of seeing it more clearly. . that username tho... =D

how can all you kanye haters hate kanye when gems like this exist? look how f-in sweet he sounds. AND HE'S SUCH A HANDSOME YOUNG MAN.

People have feelings about Ben Stiller that are not hate? Imagine that.

Ugh. She is just really... not a good model.

Exactly! ;)

I may not understand the choice in tattoo, but I can understand a great butt.

Has anybody tried putting a mic on him and letting him go to the bathroom?

david spade — don't you see?!

Vanity Fair has done a couple good articles on this

you had me at "enthusiastically throw yourself down the stairwell screaming that you could have had it all." i like when Jia does these