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Ah, more from Meaghan Trainor, the genetically-engineered Republican Backlash Femmebot we deserve. Fuck you, you ignorant fucking ass basket. And also, in the words of the inimitable Claire Standish,

hmm, watched the video & seems more like — Dear future husband, would you be into doing reality tv?

Next thing you know they'll be doing a Yahoo.

Nooooooooooooooo. Fuck that. Did these people not read Behind the Attic Wall or The Dollhouse Murders? I can't think of anything scarier than a haunted doll. Unless it's a vengeful little girl ghost named Helen. True story: my sister is looking for a new house, and she found one she loves that bordered an old

Maximum Fun is having their donation drive! If you'd like to donate to the MBMBAM podcast, who broke the Haunted Dolls 'story' first.

Definitely Elgort. LaBeouf has issues galore, but Elgort spends every interview basically sucking his own dick. Dude make Kelsey Grammer look humble.

I'm imagining a director being like, "oh my god, we're only taking a short break, just go to craft services," and she's like, "no, I saw some edible greens growing outside the studio, I'll be back." And then everyone has a bagel and she has 3 mushrooms she found in the parking lot.

Is it me or is his music boring as fuck? I couldn't bring myself to actually listen to more than 2 minutes of that song.

I have no patience for rich hippie shenanigans.

Can we have a round of applause for all of the awesome managers this week? There is nothing more satisfying than a manager that has your back when a customer is being an asshole.

Okay, so the bacon really doesn't smell good to me, but I definitely applaud all the people involved here for their honesty. I'm very glad you found your own happiness!

It looks to me like the stock photo food stylist used lime sherbet for that one...

huge X-Files nerd ova heah, just wondering if you have checked out Kumail Nanjiani's podcast The X-Files Files? where he & friends just hang out and talk about episodes from the show. he's done podcasts for all of seasons 1 & 2 so far.

Jia, I am perma-grey, and I am guessing you will never see this comment. I get the vibe sometimes that some of the readers just don't get you. But I like your writing very much, especially when you write about music. All this is to say: I'm here for you!

I would only pay that much for doll furniture if it were carved by Lester Freamon himself.

I have a head cold so I think this is a good excuse to spend the day watching the X-files. I'll rewatch Kathy's episode. I haven't seen it in so long that I can't really remember what it's about (no spoilers, please) so it's like it's brand new again!

the baby is me & the glorious dancing apes were those sentences

ugh, Shailene Woodley

Mr. Legend, respectfully, it is more than 'weird.' It is a wonderful representation of how out of touch some of our elected officials are with modern life. These are probably the same people who had strong opinions about net neutrality and use a Google search to get to foxnews.com.

The crispy edge is everything. Truth time: I ate about 12 pancakes this morning on vacation precisely because of said crispness.