Say what you will about Wendy Williams, but she addressed this the other day on her show. She pointed out that it's highly suspect that mom has come out of the woodwork to parade around TV with her son . . . when mom left her son to be raised by a known drug addict for his entire life.

Fill out one piece of divorce paperwork a day, snap photo.

My husband, not overly sentimental, says to me on Sunday "Aww, did you see that latest proposal video? It's cute."

She WAY overshot "sexy pout" and landed on "sloppy trout."

"Oh, my life as a jet-setting 18 year old model is so tough. I must relax at a spa in Paris and use a heavy filter on my face."

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FUCKING HATES LYCHEE?!?

Once, I was told they "couldn't" hold the cheese. I was like, "I am literally asking the cook to do one less step. This isn't an unreasonable request."

I did crocheting for like a month in high school. I GET IT

People who think their shit needs its own seat on the subway should be rounded up and placed in camps that have half as many chairs as they need.

Of course. It's his way of appealing to his district and not appearing to be too "elite" for them.

Why do people have to be "the black" anything or "the female" anything as if being white or male is the default of greatness? Kanye is Kanye and he's [musically] great on his own.

I did this the other day with a lemon loaf cake. I kept saying I was shaving off little pieces to make it even....

entire tub of fresh buffalo mozzarella. little salt. I don't even bother with crackers.

I swear to Christ slices carved off the cake while standing taste better than bites taken with a fork.

Me too.

Dollar store Lenny Kravitz

Hey, someone else from Baltimore! <3 I hadn't heard anything about this, but perhaps it was after I graduated (04'). I cringe in recognition for what sort of insanity you probably had to hear in that argument. (Though unlike you, I never, for even a fraction of a second, had anything resembling an…

NEVER FORGET.

Not a fan of Downton Abbey, but he was phenomenal in The Guest. So goddamn creepy.

A lot of that sounds like it could come straight from Jenna Maroney. Especially the feud with the dog and grouping family murders in with auditions in the "weird" category.