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True ! Raging body insecurity is its own kind of narcissism I suppose.

I was in a wedding with more maids than groomsmen. The part that got to me was that once groomsman had to escort two of us maids down the aisle - and WOULDNT YOU KNOW IT he got the only two fat maids. Maybe it's just my own insecurity, but I was mortified processing up and down the aisle, thinking about what the

IGH JESUS SO MANY ONIONS IN HERE WHAT EVEN.

Hilarious AND true !!

Isn’t it funny how shows do that? Like the characters start the series a specific way and as it progresses that characteristic just gets more and more exaggerated. See : everybody on Its Always Sunny, or Lahey’s alcoholism in Trailer Park Boys

Nooooo. I mean yeah nobody was good in that movie, for sure. Maybe I just like her so much because I think she looks like HUMAN PERFECTION.

ME TOO ITS THE WORST.

We discovered upon moving into our house that the dishwasher is “mobile”. When we want to use it we have to wheel it over to the sink and hook a hose up to the faucet. The hose doesn't connect fully to the faucet and so it leaks. Also the dishes come out smelling funny. So we hand wash. It's a giant pain in the ass,

For sure. I think (hope !!) that I acted fine throughout (except for not being able to afford the parties and shared gifts and spa treatments etc...) but the fact that both friendships just died after the weddings speaks for itself. I regret it a lot. Luckily those brides both had newer friend groups that were

I’ve been a bridesmaid twice (thrice come August) and I fucking hate it. Its expensive and I get resentful and I’m just generally bad at it. So I want none. When my bf and our families expressed SHOCKED DISSAPROVAL of my plan I relented to having just one - my sister - but I am told that won’t do either. But my

That last one just looks like a shiny butthole.

How it's literally the BEST? I love them and their severe anti-sexy style!!

Holy fuck I have never liked Gaga in anything she's ever worn as much as this look.

That dress is designed for a figure like hers : the way it coats her body and the material is pretty awesome. Plus the sides look interesting.

This overgrown figure skating costume looks like something a Russian pop singer would wear to the MTV music awards.

Rihanna has been SO literal with her 90’s interpretations. Love her hate the looks.

Tara, I still don’t forgive you for stealing a medal from my girl Michelle Kwan, but you look GREAT

She was probably hoping something like this would happen - why else have such an intentionally incendiary event planned ? If she thinks it’s war, then she's a war monger.

I don’t think I can pull it off, sadly.

Yeah I'm totally on board for the sentiment of that tweet but blech.