Exactly! Also I have settled on a silhouette that I decided is "best" for me but it's really just like the most effective way to hide my body. And I'm afraid of looking too precious. Lame.

This year's March Madness is so bonkers, I love it. Also it's making more sense as it gets narrowed down ?? Well done, team.

I can imagine little less chic than those jeans.

Today, Pandora was like "you've listened to your Fleetwood Mac station exclusively for an entire year. Maybe 2015 you'll try something new!"

you beautiful madwoman

nailed it

THEY ALL STOLE IT FROM MY BROTHER MY BROTHER AND ME

Oh my God, I'm blind from rolling my eyes so hard.

No! And I love him! Thanks for the tip!!

Laughing to myself at "windowing florist" as I picture Christian Slater murdering husbands.

BOOKMARKING AND PREPARING.

I just watched that episode recently (The X Files is my go-to comfort show when I want to veg and not pay tons of attention) and its SUPER weird.

Leas than 10 years ago I was also using text to communicate via AIM. AIM.

Several years ago, before I had a smart phone, I would use text to upload tweets (I rewrote that sentence 4 times, I can't make it make more sense.) One time I tried to unfollow Paul Scheer but instead tweeted "unfollow @paulscheer" and he TOTALLY called me and my like 10 followers out. I'm still trying to recover…

Fabulous read !

Thank Christ my boyfriend's abuela made sure he knew how to clean the damn house.

Dude yes, his point was that 3 female producers is too many women, not that he actually hates a woman-run music festival.

Last year some some fucking psychopath in my neighborhood was leaving poisoned food in alleys and front yards for dogs to eat. They never found out who did it but they have apparently stopped.

Daw gif fail :(