You've ordered hamburgers and STILL get cheese ? SMH

He's worth 31 million and his suits look like THAT?

It's probably not a fair assumption since I don't know him, but everything Nick Gordon does seems like a bid for sympathy in an effort to not look shady as hell.

I don't even pretend that I'm NOT going to eat half a block of cheese in one sitting.

TRUTH TIME. I was doing it as I typed the comment, while my boyfriend was taking a bath. He will notice tomorrow and be all "did you eat half this cake?"

I used to bake a cake then cut off one teeny tiny piece after another, standing up, until half the cake was gone.

YES THANK YOU HE IS TERRIBLE

It's rein, like when you loosen up the reins and let the horse you're riding do her thang (??)

He comes from a secret place, far below the city streets

Y'all, he was SO GOOD in The Guest. Everyone needs to see that movie, it's so great.

Baltimore (maybe Maryland in general?) has been trying to get this going for Y E A R S. The school board is very opposed, unfortunately. Several years ago when I was in a "I want to be a teacher phase" in college I had to attend a school board meeting for the county and that debate was very emotional and heated.

ALWAYS. But custom is so word-of-mouth dependent and my company is, as a rule, terrified of the customer, so I just fling free shit at them all the time.

YES. My most recent order (party, not wedding) approved her proof twice then was upset when it wasn't what she imagined - but exactly what the proof showed. Simple stuff too - return address on envelope and paper layout. She got a whole new set for free :(

Honestly it was ok because she came to our house and I could sense she was nervous. For the first time I thought of it as her being the odd man out, not me. And then she was just so normal and kinda dorky and cute. It was weird.

It is unsettling to see them together and note the ease and comfort. And the random things they have in common ("oh I have those same snow boots!")

DO NOT LIKE

My bf of 4 years is friends with his ex (of 4 years.) Ive always been unsettled by it because I met him so shortly after the breakup and he talked about her A LOT so I developed kind of a pathological dislike to the whole idea of her. I've met her and I trust him and all that but I just don't GET it.

I do custom print as part of my retail job, and I've done so many wedding invitations in the last ten years. The customer REALLY does not understand the print business, and they never pay attention to those terms they sign. I've always been the middle man between the printers and the brides, and I've given away lots…

I've always had bad luck with it too. I have a small mouth that I already feel looks silly in lipstick, and when I do wear it I'm just so AWARE of it that I know I'm making a dumb little shape with my lips. And I use cocoa butter Chapstick every day but when I wear lipstick my lips just dry up like the sahara and…

Yes! I fucking LOVED Shane. That bruiser face and stormy emotions, such a good character. And his storyline with Rick and Lori was positively Shakespearean.