Damn I need to remember this gem.

Sailor gramma wins for comment of the day!!!

I don't think I'll ever understand the Streisand phenomenon.

Panic Button also exists for Firefox: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/panic-button/

I'm a satisfied Evoluent Vertical Mouse user. Bought one to use at home and loved it. Then got my employer to purchase one for me to use at work. Other employees have followed my lead and are quite pleased too.

I second this recommendation. I've been using the green painter's tape and a sharpie.

I'm glad I don't relate with them.

Whoa. Spit lunch on my computer screen, thank you very much.

...and that he was a proud pageant dad.

Kick ass, young lady.

I need to print this out and staple it to my boss' forehead.

I'm heading down this path with one particularly ridiculous co-worker. I feel your pain. Daily.

I've heard that a squirt of WD40 will help get the job done.

I'm gonna sleep in AND have one of my patented 3-hour naps.

I love your explanation. Same for me.

!!!YES!!!

Very nice, sir.

Just copied your idea - thanks!

I like it best when Don says the entire lyrics to Hotel California and then the duel guitar solo kicks in.

More than that needs to go, Bugs.