And a capybara!

She lives: http://twitter.com/JonBenetRamsey

I voted for this keyboard too but I feel embarrassed. It's so unsexy.

VOTE: Microsoft Natural Ergonomic Keyboard. Because I am a loser.

I never expected to see that keyboard pop up on here. Nice.

NewsBunny, I want your family to be the subject of a reality tv show :)

I'm jealous of the Christ Child's wallpaper.

Yep. She was axed for being an idiot.

So many obtuse moments throughout the show. For instance, Honey Boo Boo's family collects roadkill for food purposes. They also name each animal and in this episode it was called "Darlene." The entire segment about Darlene was both frightening and awesome.

..."and dumb."

I went to a nude beach once. I remained clothed, while my friends (a couple) undressed down to their birthday suits. I worked hard to maintain eye contact the entire time (I'd rather not match crotches to familiar faces). Nonetheless, I remember her pubic hair blowing in the wind and he somehow managed to sunburn his…

o_O

"Where vaginas go to die"...and then I spit my lunch all over my work cubicle.

But what to do when the slacking coworker and I share the same boss? Further, the slacking coworker's output affects my job due to constantly tardy and sloppy output which I incorporate into my own work. Better yet - what if the boss is incompetent and not very observant? FML.

Yep. Took a hot bus ride with a bunch of body odour today. Sigh.

What city do you live in where people aren't talking to you? I thought chatties and crazies pervaded everywhere.

sheepishly puts hand up

Ha!

I think I only deleted one tweet. I took a shot a couple of asshats and later decided to take it down. They remain monumental losers whether I point it out or not.

Seriously? This makes me yell "fuck you, Americuh!"