I hope one of my co-workers reads your assessment because you are absolutely describing him.

VOTE: Evoluent VerticalMouse.

The best part of Medal Count is the featured article "How the U.S. is Winning the Gold in Buffoonery in London" which is linked to in the top right corner. Written by an American at the Olympics, no less.

Well, I tell everyone that it's all downhill in the 30s. Might as well be boring too.

Well, then, we happen to share great taste in music!

I'm just another face in the snarky Gawker crowd.

I can think of a few good songs by Ween that fit the bill, way ahead of "Stupid Girls."

Initially, I thought CNN apologized for the song they were about to play which would lead into a Palin segment. I didn't realize it was an apology after the fact. The first scenario would have been pretty funny ("Sorry for the song we're about to play but we're gonna play it anyway").

Bingo!

Yes - I have fond memories of using these as tables in my grandparents' yard. My grandpa was a telephone lineman too. I think there's only one left now and grandma leaves food scraps on it to feed the birds.

I thought Jonathan Rhys Meyers was kind of freaky in Velvet Goldmine. That whole movie was weird. But good!

Well then you're obviously one fucking awesome person! Go, kitties, go!

I agree. A reality show that need not catch on.

I'm not exactly sure what you're looking for. But a good iTunes alternative is SharePod.

Last year, I bought Audio Technica's ATH-M35 model. I appreciate their comfort and sound quality. I also like their portability, for the rare times I use them away from home. I bought them from 32 Ohm Audio during a visit to Portland. I really liked the opportunity to spend time trying out several headphone products…

Thanks. I like how you've worded this.

True. I've certainly heard that as well. But I'll always remember how Grandma said it.

"Piss or get off the pot"

"I might have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's."

I'll add that it exists for Firefox too. Just search for the "Kotaku fix" extension. It works on all the Gawker sites.