Here’s the thing with Chris Pratt: when he told the story about exposing himself, he also says that the producers came to him and explained that he shouldn’t have done that and that he needs to inform everyone on set if he’s going to be nude so that people have the option of leaving. They also made him sign a contract…

That’s the best part of a shitty event. They spent all that money to keep it quiet and then, since the environment is so toxic and they were investigated, it got out anyway.

Dushku might technically not be able to talk about it (because of the NDA), but I hope she does. Also, NDA’s are fucking evil and should be…

And let’s just check my level of shock that Weatherly would be a skeezeball on the official Shockmometer: oh, it’s a 0.2. How about that.

Michael Weatherly is a bag of dicks.

Given the fact that I read books over and over and over (I read incredibly fast but have low retention), I would straight up bitch slap him into next week (and then run as fast as I could for a panic room or whatever).

And you saw them bonking? 

This whole thing is wild, but as a former, but still enthusiastic equestrian, I find the idea that it was Priyanka's job to teach a fully grown man how to ride a horse incredible. He's an adult man. He has millions of dollars. If he was uncomfortable with the idea of riding a horse for 5 minutes, that's his job to…

Good god. What a clueless take! I can’t believe this was published! My deepest foray into Bollywood is the perfect Bride and Prejudice with the world’s other most beautiful woman Aishwarya Rai, and even I know Priyanka Chopra is the catch in that relationship, NOT Nick Jonas.

You know you think your whole life about that moment.

Maybe the people who are holding it as she walks are actually keeping it under control because it has developed sentience and keeps trying to go on a murderous rampage?

Here in Texas, the Legislature meets once every two years for about six months (we’re gearing up for the 2019 session right now).

Re: paying your dues

The affluent “paying your dues” crowd really has a horrific blind spot when it comes to how their affluence helps them out. A year ago, a friend of mine, who has always spoken of how hard she worked over the years to get to the point she’s at now, and I were talking about the disparity in our upbringings. When I dared…

Stove Top is good! It wouldn’t be a successful product if it was wretched. And let’s face it, unless you’ve got a really good recipe and experience, most homemade stuffing is a lot trickier to render taste-and-texture pleasing than you’d think.

Is it the meatloaf recipe on the back of the chicken flavored Stove Top? That’s one of my staple dinners.

I was obsessed with Stove Top in high school. The summer after my senior year, a friend of mine from school died suddenly. My high school friends and I all were going to meet at a movie, and we all just went anyway and met outside of the theater and told everyone who didn’t already know what happened. That night,…

True story, my family never had stuffing on the Thanksgiving table when I was little. (We’re pretty culturally tied to the motherland, not all of the North American traditions sunk in with my Mummo. Lanttulaatikko was mandatory instead.) Then, my brother tried it at a friend’s house and was raving about how much he…

“The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money.

Conservatives have this bizarre fascination with thinking that people can’t be poor because they have something that’s nice. People on welfare can’t really be poor if they have cell phones or refrigerators. That kind of shit. Like, maybe she bought it a long time ago? Maybe someone gave it to her? Maybe she just takes…

As if France could give a fuck about shitty American wine.