An immigrant initially denied entry at that!

Nobody in congress gave a shit when the children of Flint were poisoned by their own state government, or when they were mowed down in Sandy Hook and Parkland. You really think they care what happens to a bunch of brown children on the other side of the globe?

Jen and Ben are kind of the opposite of most celeb divorces--stay on good terms, keep your dirty undies out of the press, take care of each other and remember we all still have to raise these kids together.

For people new to nature, take all the pictures your heart desires but for fucks sake LEAVE NO TRACE of your presence there.

Anybody who thinks single-payer will cause rationing of care that the VULNERABLE AREN’T ALREADY EXPERIENCING via the scamming of long-term care and hospice has. never. experienced. the. current. healthcare. system. in. action.

Reading this from a country with single payer health care -  Jesus fucking christ

Medicine in America is one big scam. Literally a crime against humanity.

If you were walking by my house on any random day, you knew that my cat had three names. PunkinI’mgonnakillyou, YousonofabitchI’mgonnakillyou and YoumotherfuckerI’mgonnakillyou. Mostly it was just plain Punkin. She was as good of a cat as a cat could be, I guess. And I never actually killed her, she died last month of…

When you get these guys to do your books:

It’s double contracting. She discloses a smaller amount—in this case, $1.56 million—so she can pocket the larger amount of $7.8 million.

Dammit, Jessica, how dare you cheat on Louis? He’s delightful!

I enjoyed the books (though the third one felt like it was needlessly going over the same ground as the first two), so I’ve been looking forward to this. Hope it does well.

“Less than half his age” sounds creepy enough when it references a 75 year old dude.. when it’s said about a 33 year old it’s way beyond creepy... When it’s said about a 33 year old dating a girl just one year older than his own daughter it’s not creepy any more it’s pedophilia.

America, the Freeist Land of the Free ever, holds elections where votes have to be found. In 2018. You’d think we would have mastered this process by now!

They’re making a comeback (in Canada at least). They’re my go to fast food burger simply because their onion rings are great.

A&W Canada is quite popular and good. They’re a pretty strong chain up here. 

My perfect summer body is Potato. My perfect winter body is also Potato. Cuz potatoes are the shit.

It’s because they want the junkies to die. To teach them a lesson. There’s no other reason to be against it. 

Between Avenatti’s doggedness and Cohen’s towering incompetence, is it possible this country is going to be saved by fucking lawyers?

Yeah, I look outside my Massachusetts house and you just can’t tell, y’know? Green, brown, pines, cacti, it’s all the same. XD