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Hopefully this isn’t too premature, but goddamn, how bad is the GOP fucking up that they’re getting black women elected? You know how bad you have to fuck up to get any black woman not named Michelle Obama or Oprah Winfrey elected? Real bad, y’all.

Apparently the idiot had been bragging about wanting to start a trade war for weeks. It’s still insider trading since he knew the idiot was going to try and start a trade war. The fact that it was the steel/metal industry pushing for this, while every one else told him not to (and is still telling him not to) shows

I will never not burn with shame when I remember in college using the word inchoate out loud when responding to a professor’s question, calling it in-CHO-ate. The professor snottily corrected me and said that I shouldn’t use words if I didn’t know what they meant. I was too embarrassed to point out that I did know the

Yes! I never thought someone could take a position that would put me on the side of corporate tax breaks, but here we are.

To take pictures of me mopping?

His prediction will come true; to his dismay; when universal health care provides free; effective birth-control to every human past puberty.

South Dakota has passed an astounding anti-abortion bill that would ban abortion providers from informing patients that politicians are requiring them to make statements that politicians have required them to make.

The issue with unions is like that of vaccinations, the U.S. Constitution, and other institutions we’ve taken for granted: We’ve had them work and working for so long that more than a few of us start to think that things were always this way already. So what do we need unions/vaccines/institutions for? They just want

I am a bad person for wanting Atlanta to fail so he can do a Community movie.

I swear to god. Employee👏 Employer👏 Relationships👏Are👏 Presumptively 👏coercive👏

I’d never even HEARD of A Wrinkle in Time until a couple years ago. It seems like a lot of people read it in school so I’m going to blame my teachers.

Jesus, this sentence you wrote sums up the problem with policing, especially when the officer and victim are a different race. Just to amplify it:

It’s funny how everyone but the Republicans have realized that today’s children will eventually grow up. By continuing to support them, it pretty much guarantees those kids won’t vote Republican in the future for ignoring their call to ban assault weapons. To the Republicans, it’s all about getting money now now now

We gave the world Ezra Levant, Lauren Southern, and The Rebel. We have no cause to feel smug when looking at racism down south.

Can we stop making shit up? The big difference between the two trials is that there wasn’t anywhere near sufficient evidence to convict the accused for Tina Fontaine’s murder. There was more than enough evidence to convict Gerald Stanley of manslaughter in Colton Boushie’s death, but a jury chose to ignore it and

To clarify, Tina twice gave the police fake names during that traffic stop. She eventually told them her real name; when asked why she lied, she answered that she thought she might be “in trouble” with the police (she had taken off from the hotel where CFS had placed her).

My reservation has stories about girls murdered and the killer is never found. One of my cousin’s wife went to take care of her sister’s body a few weeks ago. They found her about six months ago but they didn’t identify her until a few weeks ago. They have no idea what killed her.

Graham Norton I have no problem with. But paying Gary Lineker £1.75m per year to present Match of the Day is ridiculous. People watch Match of the Day because of the football. Bing bunny could present it and they’d still watch. And Chris Evans’s salary is utterly ridiculous. Yes, 9.1 million people listen to his radio

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