Yep. My office tried to enforce some idiotic policy where if you saw someone tailgate through an entrance you had to ask them to present their badge. First of all, “Doorman” is not part of my job description. Secondly, I’m not going to put myself in a situation where I’m accused of profiling anybody. My company makes…

PLEASE OBSERVE AS I FERVENTLY HUMP THE DESICCATED CORPSE OF AYN RAND

It seemed to me like a college freshman that just discovered the “greatness” of Ayn Rand and libertarianism.

I don’t think it says who he is, but the first paragraph includes

I’m still dumbstruck, even as much as we know about racist morons, that a hooded sweatshirt is seen as a sign of “thugs”.  It's the perfect light jacket for mild weather.  What the fuck is wrong with people?!  

People laugh, but she was brave enough to marry a mortal even though her mother is dead set against it.

You’re not wrong, but (at least to me anyways) “but her e-mails” has become shorthand for attacking those who didn’t vote, voted Stein, etc, because of any real or perceived dislike of HRC.

This is worse than Citizens United. This is the end of the Republic. Call me hyperbolic if you want to, but this is where it ends. This means that Republicans have a green light to cheat to maintain power, and prevent themselves from ever losing that power.

Not only Saudi Arabia, but many countries have a blind eye turned on their human rights violations if it’s profitable. They don’t put suicide nets on factory buildings because they look pretty.

When he was first caught misusing funds a few years ago, he threw his own young son under the bus and blamed him for the misuse of the campaign cash when his son supposedly stole the campaign credit card to purchase in-game upgrades for video games.  

Multi family values.

Look, you can have your spouse as a partner in your criminal conspiracy OR you can fuck around on them. Not both.

I think about the time I posted the Margaret Atwood quote here and got flamed for days from men who thought it of vital importance that I recognize that it is #NotAllMen. They cited examples of all the times they got rejected and didn’t attack anyone (of course they didn’t get rejected very often because they were…

Every time a child dies in one of these camps, Stephen Miller smiles. 

Unlikely. Those are located in the same phantom zone where GOP men take their mistresses to get the abortions they need without it counting as an immoral act or murder.

catholic school survivor here; please find below a list of some real fuckin gems my school offered me during “sex ed.”

Hey, Christian schools, want to avoid this kind of controversy? Instead of rambling on about how long a girl’s hemline has to be before it doesn’t make Jesus cry, why not preach to the boys about what the good Lord told them to do in these situations?

Or Marc Evan Jackson’s I’m a Naughty Bitch show

If there’s anyone I trust in TV, it’s Mike Schur. 

The Parks and Rec finale was good and satisfying in my opinion. I trust that he and the writers can end this well.