My local radio station asked people to call in “crimes” they’d experienced that were annoying, but really not worth reporting to the cops. My favourite was the Agapanthus Thief. Someone was going around a suburb, stealing Agapanthus flower heads from the plants in people’s front yards. And the stalks were cut, not brok…

Someone define the “Deep State” to me.

Of fucking course it was Miller’s idea.

Because this is 2019 and I can’t work up the shock, because the cruelty is the point, because we’re dealing with deeply stupid individuals, because this plan is a logical conclusion to “If Liberals love migrants so much, why don’t they bring them into their home?!” and “Obama has WALL around his house!” are all…

I seriously can’t wait for that evil fuck, Stephen Miller, to have a Raiders-of-the-Lost-Ark-face-melting-body-exploding scene.

Exactly right. These are the same people who think that, because people voted for Trump and he won the presidency, the whole issue has already been “litigated”.

They’re also saying that a good way to become completely immune from prosecution is to start a Presidential campaign.

Look, everyone, I am not saying that William Barr engaged in sexual intercourse with multiple dolphin partners repeatedly while on vacation last summer.  I’m just concerned about it, and I’m looking into it.  That’s all.

His beef is the “black” part of “historically black,” no doubt: you know, why aren’t churches ever “historically white,” etc. Also, why don’t all lives matter? Aren’t we just privileging black lives, which is against our ideals of equality? Hey, I’m just asking questions here!

Holy shit, not her. *shudder*

2019 has been the longest five years of my life. 

This hearing is nuts. The doublespeak is incredible. “The banking system is as safe and sound as ever [errr...thanks to the Dodd-Frank Act and regulations we fought kicking and screaming] so we need.....deregulation.”

There still enough hours left that I wouldn’t even count on “stupidest thing said in Congress today”!

That’s not the stupidest thing ever said in Congress. It isn’t even the stupidest thing said in Congress about climate change.

That second letter goes into your file, too!!

I’m reasonably certain you could apply this to any number of politicians the world over, in terms of the towering arrogance necessary to think, “I alone am smart enough/capable enough/vested with the wisdom required to govern others.”

There are an awful lot of “no one understands my genius” types out there—and it’s…

Miss Pittypat is so sassy!

Don’t threaten him with a good time!

Feckless. All of them

Someone needs to photoshop in the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.