She is the 2017 version of “Ow! My Balls!”

If I was feeling passive-aggressive, I’d casually sprinkle water on her feet. Or sneeze on them. I wouldn’t want to touch her if I could avoid it.

I remember, way back when, thinking that Blagojevich was the biggest disgrace. Now, he doesn’t even rate in the top 50 shittiest people in contemporary US politics.

You know he’d secretly enjoy that like the dirty little goat-boy he is...

#LockHimUp

Nobody thought it was strange that the titles of two of his collections were “Tous Les Yeux Sur Moi” and “Strictement Pour Mes Niggas” 

“WHY I SERVE”

Everyone remind me again… How many terrorist attacks have illegal immigrants committed in the US? Hundreds? Thousands? Millions? Billions? Trillions?

In a related story, Bannon has vowed to continue to carry on the war with his liver.

A week from now, this comment will be the basis for an argument against the existence of Bergen-Belsen.

He’s an outstanding alcoholic.

Also, please please please PLEASE do not give us your collection of National Geographic magazines. Yeah, it’s a great magazine and it’s got amazing photos printed on high quality paper. But A) the library probably already has a subscription and probably already has access to all those old issues and B) the library…

Who the fuck is starring and letting these racist sacks of shit out of the greys? This isn’t the first article that’s been overrun by a few rabid alt-right bigots spewing lies and misinformation.

I’d like to point out that “unlawful presence” is not, despite all the rhetoric from cretins like you, a criminal violation. “Improper entry” is, but many undocumented individuals overstayed valid visas and never committed that crime. Less come over the border via smugglers than enter legally and overstay.

It’s Operation Wetback all over again.

And if I start drinking HOURLY right now, instead of daily, I should have my own ability to read crippled before the end of the year, thus saving myself from these headlines. Lemme get started. *hic*

I feel like, current events and all, him drowning in toxic waste and raw sewage would be more appropriate.

A guy from my office was on that plane. His father was killed in a lightening strike yesterday in PR. God bless those pilots for being able to get him home.

How about you scum back to scumland, scumboy? And take your fedora with you.