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This is normally my Safeway of choice but they lost their liquor license and I am not going to two stores

All the dots are connecting

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Someone has been googling POTUS and found ‘Peaches’

It’s amazing that we live in a time that that isn’t part of a new season of Arrested Development  

Oh I definitely don’t think much thinking was involved, just reacting, that’s the GOP game plan (not that dems are much better but we have the moral high ground of not putting as many kids in as bad cages)

He’s so excited that he found out about the national emergency powers which is another example of congress never writing rules because they never imagined that someone like Mr Bigly Wall could ever be a candidate much less an actual president but also the GOP isn’t going to be against him because they like the tax

I came to this article expecting much of it to focus on this! Why the heck isn't it mentioned once? 

The Xmas miracle we all need!

I picture something like those dart guns or one of those cork pop guns, something equivalent to his true manliness

To be fair I could totally see trump shooting at t.v. and dying on the toilet

Daddy Trump dog whistles but his son barks out loud and he’s totally going to run.

Twitter has helped me ID nazis really fast, twitter loves Nazis so it’s easy to find them there

I’m always lurking :-)

The 1st sentence also has 14 words. Without the 88 I'd say it's just one of those things but with the 88 It's one of those racist dog whistle things.

100% that’s been worn when he’s had sex but by which partner??

Is taking a priest out in cuffs some of that anti-religiosity Kellyann Conway was blathering about?!

I think all the Dougs have been high at some point too

I’m in love with her, no matter what she wears she’s stunning